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Title: I wonder how you get a license to do this?
Post by: Marty Ward on July 14, 2016, 09:26:45 AM
"We try trendy new vagina 'massage' but at £250 a session, pleasure comes at a price"

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1433891/we-try-trendy-new-vagina-massage-but-at-250-a-session-pleasure-comes-at-a-price/
Title: Re: I wonder how you get a license to do this?
Post by: Sir Slash on July 14, 2016, 10:28:12 AM
When I try that I get slapped. And called names. And not good ones either. I should start using the term, "Genital Mediation" I guess.
Title: Re: I wonder how you get a license to do this?
Post by: Steelgrave on July 14, 2016, 11:21:32 AM
Quote from: Marty Ward on July 14, 2016, 09:26:45 AM
"We try trendy new vagina 'massage' but at £250 a session, pleasure comes at a price"

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1433891/we-try-trendy-new-vagina-massage-but-at-250-a-session-pleasure-comes-at-a-price/

Maybe we should go into business and undercut their prices....like for free   8)
Title: Re: I wonder how you get a license to do this?
Post by: Nefaro on July 14, 2016, 04:41:58 PM
Reminds me of the old Female Hysteria Treatment (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria%5B/url) quackery from the 19th century.   ;D
Title: Re: I wonder how you get a license to do this?
Post by: bbmike on July 14, 2016, 05:30:09 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on July 14, 2016, 04:41:58 PM
Reminds me of the old Female Hysteria Treatment (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria%5B/url) quackery from the 19th century.   ;D

Because you were alive then?  :P
Title: Re: I wonder how you get a license to do this?
Post by: Nefaro on July 14, 2016, 09:21:37 PM
Quote from: bbmike on July 14, 2016, 05:30:09 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on July 14, 2016, 04:41:58 PM
Reminds me of the old Female Hysteria Treatment (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria%5B/url) quackery from the 19th century.   ;D

Because you were alive then?  :P



Bawb told me about it.
Title: Re: I wonder how you get a license to do this?
Post by: Sir Slash on July 14, 2016, 10:27:11 PM
I think Bawb was the original Female Hysteria Treatment. That's why he's banned in most Muslim countries.
Title: Re: I wonder how you get a license to do this?
Post by: undercovergeek on July 15, 2016, 05:34:37 AM
but if i want a hand job in massage parlour the police can be called??


pffft
Title: Re: I wonder how you get a license to do this?
Post by: Sir Slash on July 15, 2016, 08:37:32 AM
It's called, "Penal Mediation" now. But yeah, it's still illegal.
Title: Re: I wonder how you get a license to do this?
Post by: Nefaro on July 15, 2016, 08:51:09 AM
Fixed!


Quote from: Sir Slash on July 14, 2016, 10:27:11 PM
I think Bawb['s Moustache] was the original Female Hysteria Treatment. That's why he's banned in most Muslim countries.



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