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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: Marty Ward on July 27, 2016, 11:12:48 AM

Title: I'd have to be pretty thirsty to drink this!
Post by: Marty Ward on July 27, 2016, 11:12:48 AM
I didn't even know there was such a thing.

"Drink up: Cockroach milk is the protein drink you didn't know you've been missing"

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/27/health/cockroach-milk/index.html
Title: Re: I'd have to be pretty thirsty to drink this!
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 27, 2016, 11:29:11 AM
Nope x 10,000.

I hate roaches with the white hot fury of a million suns. They all need to die painful deaths.
Title: Re: I'd have to be pretty thirsty to drink this!
Post by: Sir Slash on July 27, 2016, 12:03:33 PM
How the hell would you even milk a cockroach? VERY tiny gloves?
Title: Re: I'd have to be pretty thirsty to drink this!
Post by: bbmike on July 27, 2016, 12:23:09 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on July 27, 2016, 11:29:11 AM
Nope x 10,000.

I hate roaches with the white hot fury of a million suns. They all need to die painful deaths.

+1
Title: Re: I'd have to be pretty thirsty to drink this!
Post by: Nefaro on July 27, 2016, 03:27:37 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on July 27, 2016, 12:03:33 PM
How the hell would you even milk a cockroach? VERY tiny gloves?


Just like milking any other insect.  Squeezing their bodies until those sweet sweet juices start dripping out of them in various places.

Bam!  Insect milk!


Their commercial marketing motto should be:

"I don't like insects.  I like the juice INSIDE of insects!"

:))
Title: Re: I'd have to be pretty thirsty to drink this!
Post by: besilarius on July 27, 2016, 06:29:33 PM
Actually, Sir Slash, the problem is getting the pail between their legs.
Title: Re: I'd have to be pretty thirsty to drink this!
Post by: Sir Slash on July 27, 2016, 10:34:06 PM
Too true besilarus. Too true.  ;D