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Title: The Love that dare not speak its name
Post by: besilarius on August 20, 2016, 10:29:11 AM

http://wdtn.com/2016/08/17/man-arrested-after-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-van/

Is this the start of an Ohio spiral into the abyss?

Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak its name
Post by: Atilla60 on August 20, 2016, 02:31:10 PM

I dunno, maybe he identifies himself with a van

Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak its name
Post by: Staggerwing on August 20, 2016, 02:33:02 PM

Quote from: Atilla60 on August 20, 2016, 02:31:10 PM
I dunno, maybe he identifies himself with a van

Which repair bay at the garage should he use?

Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak its name
Post by: Steelgrave on August 20, 2016, 03:01:16 PM

Hell, this sorta thing isn't even news in Florida :o

Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak its name
Post by: Atilla60 on August 20, 2016, 03:05:49 PM

Quote from: Staggerwing on August 20, 2016, 02:33:02 PM
Quote from: Atilla60 on August 20, 2016, 02:31:10 PM
I dunno, maybe he identifies himself with a van

Which repair bay at the garage should he use?

There isn't special garages for his kind already?
I'm shocked..... S H O C K E D!

Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak its name
Post by: Sir Slash on August 20, 2016, 10:02:41 PM

That guy is obviously..... Vans-gender. Or maybe he was trying to find-out what it was like to be a hood ornament. Either way, keep him in Ohio. :idiot2:

Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak its name
Post by: Nefaro on August 21, 2016, 01:17:09 AM

Well .. isn't that just van-fucking-tastic?

Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak its name
Post by: Staggerwing on August 21, 2016, 06:25:52 AM

Did they arrest him for vandalism?

Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak its name
Post by: Uberhaus on August 21, 2016, 11:18:09 AM

Talk about hot sex.

Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak its name
Post by: Con on August 21, 2016, 12:12:26 PM

Maybe he was an art lover and really looking for his Van Gogh

Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak its name
Post by: Sir Slash on August 21, 2016, 09:15:11 PM

Now screwing a Corvette I could see. :smitten:

Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak its name
Post by: GDS_Starfury on August 22, 2016, 12:12:24 AM

The Love that dare not speak its name,
thy name is Gus.

Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak its name
Post by: JasonPratt on August 23, 2016, 12:19:42 PM

"You're not gonna fall, for the banana in the tailpipe?" {/EddieMurphyref}

Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak its name
Post by: Nefaro on August 23, 2016, 01:34:59 PM

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 22, 2016, 12:12:24 AM
The Love that dare not speak its name,
thy name is Gus.

Quote from: JasonPratt on August 23, 2016, 12:19:42 PM
"You're not gonna fall, for the banana in the tailpipe?" {/EddieMurphyref}

ROFL :2funny:

Well played, sir.

Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak its name
Post by: GDS_Starfury on August 23, 2016, 01:53:21 PM

Gus loves bananas. :smitten:

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