https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/sep/21/george-washingtons-racy-letter-about-a-donkey-goes-on-sale
George apparently had quite an ass.
Thirty Five Grand!!?? Anybody want to hear my story about the Farmer's Daughter from Nantuckett?
Nantucket has farms?!? They must be the size of postage stamps...
Well, you don't have time to grow much when your daughters are spending more time in the hay than in the fields. ;D