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Title: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 31, 2016, 06:56:16 AM

especially since Mirth / Star can probably fill a few pages for us

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14713628_10154174245307424_7567840865613969778_n.jpg?oh=bcb917dbdb42f8a4a0aa838d2c1438b2&oe=58924454)

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Barthheart on October 31, 2016, 06:59:11 AM

Are those really real?

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Post by: Steelgrave on October 31, 2016, 10:26:58 AM

You WERE born female???

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Post by: Sir Slash on October 31, 2016, 10:40:23 AM

The Pill or Norplant?

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Post by: JasonPratt on October 31, 2016, 12:05:20 PM

No, honey, I'm busy.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Barthheart on October 31, 2016, 12:16:54 PM

You get the bill.

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Post by: Steelgrave on October 31, 2016, 01:02:15 PM

Was that per hour???

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Post by: Barthheart on October 31, 2016, 01:12:06 PM

My guess is forty.

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Post by: MikeGER on October 31, 2016, 01:16:40 PM

my hobby is wargaming (if PC or board game doesn't matter) ^-^

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Post by: OJsDad on October 31, 2016, 01:21:25 PM

Your sister's smoking hot!

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Post by: Pete Dero on October 31, 2016, 01:46:51 PM

I am Donald Trump

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Post by: Sir Slash on October 31, 2016, 02:20:45 PM

I am Carlos Danger.

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Post by: bbmike on October 31, 2016, 03:02:31 PM

You look like mother.

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Post by: steve58 on October 31, 2016, 03:14:26 PM

Darn forgot my wallet.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: steve58 on October 31, 2016, 03:19:27 PM

Wanna play some D&D?

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Steelgrave on October 31, 2016, 03:20:28 PM

It's not contagious, honest!!!

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: mirth on October 31, 2016, 05:19:16 PM

I'm a nice guy.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Staggerwing on October 31, 2016, 05:23:27 PM

Let's take your car.

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Post by: Barthheart on October 31, 2016, 05:25:39 PM

She is with me

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Post by: mirth on October 31, 2016, 05:28:12 PM

These are my friends...

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: mirth on October 31, 2016, 05:29:07 PM

You don't like Tequila?

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: mirth on October 31, 2016, 05:31:29 PM

You have any condoms?

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Staggerwing on October 31, 2016, 05:53:49 PM

No, it hardly shows

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Staggerwing on October 31, 2016, 05:56:15 PM

Does your dog bite?

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: mirth on October 31, 2016, 05:59:52 PM

It's just a mole.

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Post by: Barthheart on October 31, 2016, 06:06:01 PM

Door's busted, climb over.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: undercovergeek on October 31, 2016, 06:06:54 PM

Is that your daughter

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: undercovergeek on October 31, 2016, 06:07:53 PM

Take your teeth out

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Post by: undercovergeek on October 31, 2016, 06:08:20 PM

I'm coming in dry

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Barthheart on October 31, 2016, 06:09:47 PM

That'll wash out... really!

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Barthheart on October 31, 2016, 06:10:40 PM

Bet you a BJ.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Barthheart on October 31, 2016, 06:14:40 PM

Alrgarg bregarl gablth cisthwer?

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: mirth on October 31, 2016, 06:25:13 PM

I'm in between jobs.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: mirth on October 31, 2016, 06:26:32 PM

Sorry about the mess.

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Post by: Barthheart on October 31, 2016, 06:34:12 PM

Rug match the drapes?

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Staggerwing on October 31, 2016, 06:40:36 PM

He's my pet tarantula

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Post by: Barthheart on October 31, 2016, 06:45:53 PM

Dahmer, party of two?

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Post by: MetalDog on October 31, 2016, 07:00:14 PM

Felons do it better.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: MetalDog on October 31, 2016, 07:00:43 PM

Your place or mine?

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Post by: MetalDog on October 31, 2016, 07:01:26 PM

My ex is here.

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Post by: MetalDog on October 31, 2016, 07:01:36 PM

Can she join us?

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Post by: MetalDog on October 31, 2016, 07:02:19 PM

Could you call 911?

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Post by: MetalDog on October 31, 2016, 07:03:18 PM

Kids think I'm great!

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Post by: Staggerwing on October 31, 2016, 07:07:36 PM

EpiPen! I forgot my...

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Steelgrave on October 31, 2016, 08:46:10 PM

Bar's closing....you're it.

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Post by: MetalDog on October 31, 2016, 08:50:31 PM

Penicillin will cure that.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Steelgrave on October 31, 2016, 09:47:25 PM

Gus gets my leftovers 8)

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Sir Slash on October 31, 2016, 10:02:43 PM

Do you like hickeys?

Wanna see my penis-piercing?

You allergic to latex?

Let's go. Viagra's working.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Ubercat on October 31, 2016, 10:12:05 PM

Quote from: mirth on October 31, 2016, 05:19:16 PM
I'm a nice guy.

We have a winner.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: bob48 on November 09, 2016, 03:26:11 PM

I've got another battery.

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Post by: JasonPratt on November 09, 2016, 10:42:39 PM

Your candidate isn't good.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: mirth on November 10, 2016, 03:20:00 AM

I'm glad Hillary lost.

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Post by: undercovergeek on November 10, 2016, 05:42:08 AM

Mine's bigger than mirths

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Post by: BanzaiCat on November 10, 2016, 06:21:06 AM

This is my mother.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Barthheart on November 10, 2016, 08:19:18 AM

Are you my mother?

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 10, 2016, 08:34:40 AM

Your mom was good.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Sir Slash on November 10, 2016, 09:13:20 AM

Luke, I'm your Father.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: JasonPratt on November 10, 2016, 09:51:10 AM

Your tears taste delicious.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 10, 2016, 11:10:42 AM

I'm a transgender vegan

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: undercovergeek on November 10, 2016, 11:29:47 AM

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 10, 2016, 11:10:42 AM
I'm a transgender vegan

I think this is actually one of mirths

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: mirth on November 10, 2016, 11:51:43 AM

Quote from: undercovergeek on November 10, 2016, 11:29:47 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 10, 2016, 11:10:42 AM
I'm a transgender vegan

I think this is actually one of mirths

I'm not vegan.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 10, 2016, 12:13:56 PM

Quote from: mirth on November 10, 2016, 11:51:43 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on November 10, 2016, 11:29:47 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 10, 2016, 11:10:42 AM
I'm a transgender vegan

I think this is actually one of mirths

I'm not vegan.

yeah, he claims to be a vegetarian, but last weekend's date would beg to differ based on the bite marks he left her

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: mirth on November 10, 2016, 12:17:44 PM

She was a little too gamey for my taste.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: undercovergeek on November 10, 2016, 12:27:15 PM

Quote from: mirth on November 10, 2016, 11:51:43 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on November 10, 2016, 11:29:47 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 10, 2016, 11:10:42 AM
I'm a transgender vegan

I think this is actually one of mirths

I'm not vegan.

So we're not disputing the transgender then?

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: mirth on November 10, 2016, 12:28:41 PM

Quote from: undercovergeek on November 10, 2016, 12:27:15 PM
Quote from: mirth on November 10, 2016, 11:51:43 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on November 10, 2016, 11:29:47 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 10, 2016, 11:10:42 AM
I'm a transgender vegan

I think this is actually one of mirths

I'm not vegan.

So we're not disputing the transgender then?

I figured it wouldn't do any good with the lot of you.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 10, 2016, 01:03:21 PM

Quote from: mirth on November 10, 2016, 12:17:44 PM
She was a little too gamey for my taste.

bit marks, gamey...

buncha nerds :nerd:

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Sir Slash on November 10, 2016, 01:47:38 PM

Doesn't the 'gamey' taste wash-off with some Tide and bleach? Along with vigorous scrubbing.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Barthheart on November 10, 2016, 01:59:35 PM

Quote from: Sir Slash on November 10, 2016, 01:47:38 PM
Doesn't the 'gamey' taste wash-off with some Tide and bleach? Along with vigorous scrubbing.

No, that's how you remove DNA and fingerprints.....

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 10, 2016, 02:20:07 PM

Quote from: Sir Slash on November 10, 2016, 01:47:38 PM
Doesn't the 'gamey' taste wash-off with some Tide and bleach? Along with vigorous scrubbing.

"asking for a friend"

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Sir Slash on November 10, 2016, 03:17:06 PM

Asking for Mirth so next time, his date will end better. But for whom? :timeout:

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Nefaro on November 10, 2016, 03:28:32 PM

I enjoy strippers crying.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: mirth on November 10, 2016, 03:54:57 PM

Quote from: Nefaro on November 10, 2016, 03:28:32 PM
I enjoy strippers crying.

Who doesn't?

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Sir Slash on November 10, 2016, 04:56:53 PM

You mean 'Happy Cry' or 'Sad Cry'?

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: mirth on November 10, 2016, 05:18:02 PM

Quote from: Sir Slash on November 10, 2016, 04:56:53 PM
You mean 'Happy Cry' or 'Sad Cry'?

Yes.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Nefaro on November 10, 2016, 09:15:17 PM

Quote from: mirth on November 10, 2016, 05:18:02 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 10, 2016, 04:56:53 PM
You mean 'Happy Cry' or 'Sad Cry'?

Yes.

Indeed.

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: JasonPratt on November 11, 2016, 10:49:15 AM

Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 10, 2016, 02:20:07 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 10, 2016, 01:47:38 PM
Doesn't the 'gamey' taste wash-off with some Tide and bleach? Along with vigorous scrubbing.

"asking for a friend"

Which also fits the thread topic! :clap:

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 11, 2016, 09:48:16 PM

(https://img.memecdn.com/pole-post-same-thing-right_o_1261380.jpg)

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: besilarius on December 30, 2016, 08:48:26 PM

Good stuff

Title: Re: This Should Be Good For A Laugh
Post by: Sir Slash on December 31, 2016, 12:02:47 AM

Hilarious; The act of shooting Larry into the air out of a cannon. Or the above post. :DD

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