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Title: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on November 17, 2016, 12:51:25 PM
Here's hoping this is some sort of Duffel blog type joke.  If not, maybe we should start a GoFundMe page or or a bake sale or something. 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/royal-navy-to-lose-anti-ship-missiles-and-be-left-only-with-guns/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/royal-navy-to-lose-anti-ship-missiles-and-be-left-only-with-guns/)
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Post by: mirth on November 17, 2016, 12:55:14 PM
Wow. That is nuts!
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Post by: bbmike on November 17, 2016, 12:56:57 PM
Where's that video of Putin laughing?
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Sir Slash on November 17, 2016, 02:03:48 PM
Maybe the RN can just fire I.O.U.'s at an enemy. You know, "Come back in 2020 for your Anti-Ship Missile experience". Or they could hoist very large Prince Charles and Camilla flags-- that should keep any enemy more than outside of missile range.     :nerd: The Administrator wishes to sincerely apologize if any Brits were insulted it the making of this post.
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Post by: Martok on November 17, 2016, 02:04:10 PM
 #:-)

Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: mirth on November 17, 2016, 02:08:08 PM
They could always try harsh language



Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on November 17, 2016, 02:31:06 PM
Ahhh, good ol' clickbait.  Found these articles which are a bit more reasoned and reasonable.

https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/royal-navy-warships-lose-anti-ship-missiles/ (https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/royal-navy-warships-lose-anti-ship-missiles/)

https://kopitiambot.com/2016/11/17/royal-navy-retiring-anti-ship-missiles-will-use-short-range-gun-instead/ (https://kopitiambot.com/2016/11/17/royal-navy-retiring-anti-ship-missiles-will-use-short-range-gun-instead/)

Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Sir Slash on November 17, 2016, 03:42:40 PM
Better raise the Hood.
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Gusington on November 17, 2016, 05:41:22 PM
^Thieves probably got to it already.

For bb, even if the story is a bit...exagerrated:

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-22-2015/QX1Awr.gif)
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Zulu1966 on November 18, 2016, 06:12:33 PM
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on November 17, 2016, 02:31:06 PM
Ahhh, good ol' clickbait.  Found these articles which are a bit more reasoned and reasonable.

https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/royal-navy-warships-lose-anti-ship-missiles/ (https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/royal-navy-warships-lose-anti-ship-missiles/)

https://kopitiambot.com/2016/11/17/royal-navy-retiring-anti-ship-missiles-will-use-short-range-gun-instead/ (https://kopitiambot.com/2016/11/17/royal-navy-retiring-anti-ship-missiles-will-use-short-range-gun-instead/)

Mmmm .. hows that more reasoned and reasonable ? seems to say exactly the same thing.

This bit I find laughable

It would also be rather unusual for the Royal Navy to be put in a situation where it needs anti-ship missiles, or long-range anti-surface missiles—and even more unusual to be in such a situation and not have the US Navy around to help out.

Hows that going to be "Unusual" - do we just run away now ? or not pick a fight if need be ... as for the second part ? I would think post Trump - thats more likely than its ever been ...

Typical of this country - will fund £369 million pounds for Buckingham palace to be "re decorated" but we will quite happily return our navy to WWII standard.
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: bbmike on November 18, 2016, 06:19:59 PM
Quote from: Gusington on November 17, 2016, 05:41:22 PM
^Thieves probably got to it already.

For bb, even if the story is a bit...exagerrated:

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-22-2015/QX1Awr.gif)

That's the one!
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Gusington on November 18, 2016, 07:27:27 PM
I live to serve.
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Sir Slash on November 18, 2016, 08:52:02 PM
The Argentinians have got to be kicking themselves right about now.---" Damn! If only we waited, the General Belgrano could have ruled the waves".
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: jejo68 on November 18, 2016, 11:05:24 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 18, 2016, 08:52:02 PM
The Argentinians have got to be kicking themselves right about now.---" Damn! If only we waited, the General Belgrano could have ruled the waves".

Technically speaking Belgrano wasnt sunk by missiles, just saying  :)
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Post by: Staggerwing on November 18, 2016, 11:36:37 PM
Quote from: jejo68 on November 18, 2016, 11:05:24 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 18, 2016, 08:52:02 PM
The Argentinians have got to be kicking themselves right about now.---" Damn! If only we waited, the General Belgrano could have ruled the waves".

Technically speaking Belgrano wasnt sunk by missiles, just saying  :)

IIRC, Belgrano is the only recorded wartime kill by a nuclear-powered sub.
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: mirth on November 19, 2016, 12:28:01 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on November 18, 2016, 11:36:37 PM
Quote from: jejo68 on November 18, 2016, 11:05:24 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 18, 2016, 08:52:02 PM
The Argentinians have got to be kicking themselves right about now.---" Damn! If only we waited, the General Belgrano could have ruled the waves".

Technically speaking Belgrano wasnt sunk by missiles, just saying  :)

IIRC, Belgrano is the only recorded wartime kill by a nuclear-powered sub.

Yep. Using some very ordinary torpedoes.
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Sir Slash on November 19, 2016, 10:11:02 AM
But against a RN without missiles, her/his guns would be dominant over the little 4in-ers. I know, I know. It was the sub that sank her/him. But the point is if we go back to guns only, maybe Battlecruisers will be able to make a comeback.  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: mirth on November 19, 2016, 12:57:38 PM
Next up, the RN goes back to sail power to save on fuel costs. HMS Victory returns as fleet flagship.
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: OJsDad on November 19, 2016, 01:17:22 PM
Quote from: mirth on November 19, 2016, 12:57:38 PM
Next up, the RN goes back to sail power to save on fuel costs. HMS Victory returns as fleet flagship.

Maybe we can rent the USS Constitution to them. 
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Staggerwing on November 19, 2016, 01:26:57 PM
Lend Lease!

Those were the days- when the USN got some choice rents like Bermuda.

Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Gusington on November 19, 2016, 05:31:16 PM
Are the Royal Navy also going to bring back The Lash and er...the other stuff?
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Post by: mirth on November 19, 2016, 05:44:49 PM
Quote from: Gusington on November 19, 2016, 05:31:16 PM
Are the Royal Navy also going to bring back The Lash and er...the other stuff?

Rum and Sodomy?
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Post by: bbmike on November 19, 2016, 06:35:21 PM
And scurvy and rickets!
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Post by: Staggerwing on November 19, 2016, 07:21:50 PM
And those HMS Pinafore-style officer hats?
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on November 19, 2016, 07:23:50 PM
Those come gratis with the sodomy.
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Gusington on November 19, 2016, 09:15:25 PM
I guess why bother with the lash if the sodomy isn't included.

Hoping that the rum was just 'to drink.'
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Sir Slash on November 19, 2016, 10:41:22 PM
I think you'd have a hell-of-a-time with the sodomy without the rum being drunk. I sure as hell wouldn't give it up sober. Probably not much different than having a colonoscopy done. You get naked, lay down on a table, they give you some drugs so you pass-out, and when you wake-up, everybody's looking at you smiling and your ass hurts. And NOBODY will talk to you about anything. Before they give you the drugs, they're all happy to see you. Afterward, they just tell you as soon as you can fart, you can go home. Rum would definitely help.  :coolsmiley:
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on November 19, 2016, 11:00:24 PM
Wait..are we talking about your colonoscopies or the other thing?
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Staggerwing on November 20, 2016, 06:56:52 AM
Maybe a Turkish Police Station? Except for the 'smiling' part.
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Gusington on November 20, 2016, 07:56:55 AM
(https://media.tenor.co/images/7ad273b037bb4e2d1197024b9f54a7d6/raw)
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: mirth on November 20, 2016, 08:02:49 AM
It was sweet of you to visit me in jail.
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Gusington on November 20, 2016, 08:53:19 AM
Where else would I find you?
Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Martok on November 20, 2016, 02:18:32 PM
Goatfury's sex dungeon. 
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Post by: Gusington on November 20, 2016, 02:54:17 PM
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Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Martok on November 20, 2016, 02:59:41 PM
Quote from: Gusington on November 20, 2016, 02:54:17 PM
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I believe this may be the first time I've seen you at a loss for words.  I should probably record this moment for posterity.  ;D 

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Post by: Gusington on November 20, 2016, 03:04:35 PM
 :-"
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Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on November 20, 2016, 03:40:02 PM
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Title: Re: Royal Navy can't afford missiles?
Post by: Sir Slash on November 20, 2016, 10:53:40 PM
From that pic I can't tell which one is Brendan Simonson. Or is that what they're doing? You know... Brendan a little Simonson there. ^-^