A pollster writes an article on polling oddities, including the Lizardman 4% Constant, which he suspects accounts for the 5% of Obama voters who think he's the Antichrist (notably a majority of the people polled who responded that way, 9% being the total -- after deducting for the Lizardman constant).
http://slatestarcodex.com/2013/04/12/noisy-poll-results-and-reptilian-muslim-climatologists-from-mars/
You'll have to read the article to understand. DARE YOU MAKE THE DARE!? >:D