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Title: Carleton University Windows systems infected with ransomware
Post by: Barthheart on November 30, 2016, 10:23:40 AM
Man, I work from home for 1 day and all hell breaks loose. This all started yesterday:

QuoteA graduate student at the university emailed CBC to say the attackers have asked for payment in bitcoin, a digital currency that is difficult to trace. According to a message he saw on a school computer, the attackers are asking for either two bitcoin per machine, or 39 bitcoin total to release the encrypted files — the latter equalling nearly $38,941 at today's rate on the popular Bitcoin exchange Coinbase.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/ransomware-carleton-university-computers-bitcoin-infects-1.3872702

Now, the physics department, where I work, is on it's own network and email servers so we're not directly affected which is good. But it means we're told not to electronically communicate with the rest of the University until they get this figured out.....

Title: Re: Carleton University Windows systems infected with ransomware
Post by: bbmike on November 30, 2016, 10:38:05 AM
So basically the physics department is the Battlestar Galactica of Carleton?
Title: Re: Carleton University Windows systems infected with ransomware
Post by: mirth on November 30, 2016, 10:39:05 AM
Quote from: bbmike on November 30, 2016, 10:38:05 AM
So basically the physics department is the Battlestar Galactica of Carleton?

:2funny:
Title: Re: Carleton University Windows systems infected with ransomware
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 30, 2016, 10:42:29 AM
better start watching youtube videos for bitcoins! :)
Title: Re: Carleton University Windows systems infected with ransomware
Post by: mirth on November 30, 2016, 10:43:05 AM
frakkin toasters!
Title: Re: Carleton University Windows systems infected with ransomware
Post by: Barthheart on November 30, 2016, 10:43:59 AM
Quote from: bbmike on November 30, 2016, 10:38:05 AM
So basically the physics department is the Battlestar Galactica of Carleton?

Yeah, that's it!

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Title: Re: Carleton University Windows systems infected with ransomware
Post by: mirth on November 30, 2016, 10:46:12 AM
Battlestar CUDoPh
Title: Re: Carleton University Windows systems infected with ransomware
Post by: Sir Slash on November 30, 2016, 10:51:09 AM
Careful. Some of 'them' look like us.  :coolsmiley:
Title: Re: Carleton University Windows systems infected with ransomware
Post by: Bison on November 30, 2016, 10:53:13 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 30, 2016, 10:51:09 AM
Careful. Some of 'them' look like us.  :coolsmiley:

Only much better more attractive.
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Title: Re: Carleton University Windows systems infected with ransomware
Post by: Barthheart on November 30, 2016, 10:54:46 AM
Yeah.... no one in physics looks like that.....  :P

More like this...

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Title: Re: Carleton University Windows systems infected with ransomware
Post by: mirth on November 30, 2016, 10:56:03 AM
Quote from: Bison on November 30, 2016, 10:53:13 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 30, 2016, 10:51:09 AM
Careful. Some of 'them' look like us.  :coolsmiley:

Only much better more attractive.
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I'd join the toasters.
Title: Re: Carleton University Windows systems infected with ransomware
Post by: Bison on November 30, 2016, 11:01:24 AM
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Title: Re: Carleton University Windows systems infected with ransomware
Post by: Sir Slash on November 30, 2016, 02:34:15 PM
I'd Frak that. If she didn't crush my skull afterward.  Still might be worth it.
Title: Re: Carleton University Windows systems infected with ransomware
Post by: bob48 on November 30, 2016, 02:37:57 PM
...your skull is the least of your worries.........