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'Did she like today's advent calendar present'
"Check your FB msgs when you get a sec"
I think mirth or star maybe more appropriate here
.... ;)
What should I bring for a snack?
"I finally killed that damn spider!"
"And they are super relaxed and friendly. It was a very casual interview."
Ok, that wasn't MY text, it was actually sent to me. But it fit so well!
"Arriving Today: Your Amazon package with Stainless Steel Party Cups-Unbreakab...and 2 other items will be delivered by 8pm. Track at (blah blah blah)"
when it rains it pours
"If you can drop the kids off early we can try the 4:30 show"
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 13, 2016, 03:28:15 PM
"Arriving Today: Your Amazon package with Stainless Steel Party Cups-Unbreakab...and 2 other items will be delivered by 8pm. Track at (blah blah blah)"
That's the second to last text YOU sent?!
"Looking good" :bd:
"Great"
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 13, 2016, 04:42:38 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 13, 2016, 03:28:15 PM
"Arriving Today: Your Amazon package with Stainless Steel Party Cups-Unbreakab...and 2 other items will be delivered by 8pm. Track at (blah blah blah)"
That's the second to last text YOU sent?!
Yes. I forwarded it to my wife. :P
"Well, who cares about photos when you've got the real thing in the flesh"
'True that. Whatever would they do without us'
Quote from: JudgeDredd on December 13, 2016, 05:56:04 PM
"Well, who cares about photos when you've got the real thing in the flesh"
There's a story behind that one
Quote from: undercovergeek on December 13, 2016, 06:09:15 PM
Quote from: JudgeDredd on December 13, 2016, 05:56:04 PM
"Well, who cares about photos when you've got the real thing in the flesh"
There's a story behind that one
I was thinking more like bragging going on there.
"Yes."
:timeout:
"Fire Ax Instructions-- Please Keep Out Of The Hands Of Children".
I will be wearing a red carnation so you can spot me
Looks like someone didn't prevent forest fires, so Smokey went off the deep end.
I like that one. :clap:
I left the kids with that nice neighbor girl, Lizzie Borden.
The Obama Justice Dept. would label this, "A Likely Suicide Scene". L:-)
" definately in third class with all the nut jobs !!!!" :D
I wish I could use my last text though , " well you will insist on being blonde " :bd:
"Melissa accidentally called my phone I think about an hour ago so I was making sure that's what happened and she wasn't in trouble."
Wait, sorry, that was the last text I sent.
Second-to-last: "What time do I need to be there for church tomorrow?"
Eh, last text was better.
"Won't be coming up. Job's been cancelled. See you at xmas. xoxo"
"Mexican is fine"
"What year is 'I'll be home for Christmas'?"