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Title: Death By Bath Lotion
Post by: mirth on December 22, 2016, 02:01:21 PM
Apparently the death count is over 70 now  :uglystupid2:

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/12/21/506440314/more-than-60-russians-die-from-drinking-bath-lotion-putin-moves-to-cut-booze-tax
Title: Re: Death By Bath Lotion
Post by: Dammit Carl! on December 22, 2016, 02:19:18 PM
Wowzers. 
Title: Re: Death By Bath Lotion
Post by: Sir Slash on December 22, 2016, 03:48:39 PM
It's Siberia. Are they sure it wasn't suicide?
Title: Re: Death By Bath Lotion
Post by: undercovergeek on December 22, 2016, 03:54:43 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 22, 2016, 02:01:21 PM
Apparently the death count is over 70 now  :uglystupid2:

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/12/21/506440314/more-than-60-russians-die-from-drinking-bath-lotion-putin-moves-to-cut-booze-tax

I imagine you're no stranger to a pint of bubble bath yourself

Or maybe just a mouthful of aveeno
Title: Re: Death By Bath Lotion
Post by: mirth on December 22, 2016, 04:58:57 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on December 22, 2016, 03:54:43 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 22, 2016, 02:01:21 PM
Apparently the death count is over 70 now  :uglystupid2:

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/12/21/506440314/more-than-60-russians-die-from-drinking-bath-lotion-putin-moves-to-cut-booze-tax

I imagine you're no stranger to a pint of bubble bath yourself

Or maybe just a mouthful of aveeno

Thankfully I can still afford actual booze.
Title: Re: Death By Bath Lotion
Post by: undercovergeek on December 22, 2016, 05:40:14 PM
yeah, but youd give it a try with the right mixer and an umbrella?
Title: Re: Death By Bath Lotion
Post by: mirth on December 22, 2016, 05:50:22 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on December 22, 2016, 05:40:14 PM
yeah, but youd give it a try with the right mixer and an umbrella?

duh, of course.
Title: Re: Death By Bath Lotion
Post by: undercovergeek on December 22, 2016, 05:54:36 PM
normal service has resumed
Title: Re: Death By Bath Lotion
Post by: Nefaro on December 22, 2016, 05:56:00 PM
I thought people were supposed to get high on bath salts.  Not bath lotion. 

How many levels of bath salt intoxication desperation are there anyway?  :wow:



No drugs or liquor.. let's go get some bath salts!
Dammit!  No bath salts.  Just get the damn lotion!
<snorts lotion>
<chokes>
<dies>

:clap:
Title: Re: Death By Bath Lotion
Post by: besilarius on December 22, 2016, 05:57:00 PM
Since Josephus Daniels ordained that the Navy be dry, sailors have often turned to after shave for a taste of alcohol.
Back in the 70s, the connoiseurs judged Hai Karate the best.
Title: Re: Death By Bath Lotion
Post by: Sir Slash on December 22, 2016, 07:44:45 PM
That's why women look so happy coming out of Bed, Bath, and Beyond.