was in our German news today :)
http://www.ilga.gov/legislation/100/HR/10000HR0030.htm
QuoteHR0030 - 2 - LRB100 04249 MST 14255 r
11 RESOLVED, BY THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES OF THE ONE
12 HUNDREDTH GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE STATE OF ILLINOIS, that all
13 Illinois residents are encouraged to participate in preparing
14 for a Zombie Apocalypse, and have a plan that includes, signing
15 up for local texts and weather alerts, developing emergency
16 communications for the household, collecting significant
17 documents and storing them in a safe place, and gathering
18 emergency supplies; and be it further
19 RESOLVED, That all Illinois citizens are urged to follow
20 and act on disaster preparedness guidelines of the Illinois
21 Emergency Management Agency and Federal Emergency Management
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1 Agency; and be it further
2 RESOLVED, That we designate October 2017 as "Zombie
3 Preparedness Month" in the State of Illinois, and urge all
4 Illinoisans to educate themselves about natural disasters and
5 take steps to create a stockpile of food, water, and other
6 emergency supplies that can last up to 72 hours.
We pass dumb shit like that all the time. :D
I have at least 2 friends that were commissioned officers in the Navy of the Great State of Nebraska
To be fair:
1.) It's preparing for October, the month of Halloween;
2.) It's really talking about any general natural disaster, but using a Zombie Apocalypse to get some funny attention;
3.) Illinois does get some real natural disasters occasionally, mostly tornadoes. And October would be well into tornado season.
4.) It is in fact entirely possible to have something very much like a zombie apocalypse due to weird bugs and disease effects, where the affected people will act a lot like zombies. (Temporarily, until they die.) If I recall correctly, the Great Lakes nearby include some of those factors as risks!
5.) Mass rioting would resemble a "fast zombie" outbreak, and that state has Chicago, and one of our two main political parties (who happens to greatly influence Chicago) is encouraging people to riot without consequences. ::) Damn skippy I'd be preparing for a "zombie" apocalypse. If people insist on acting like zombies, they'll have to put up with being treated like zombies while they're acting like zombies.
Big mistake. Now the zombies know all about it. :idiot2:
Quote from: Sir Slash on February 14, 2017, 12:17:31 PM
Big mistake. Now the zombies know all about it. :idiot2:
S-s-s-ept-t-em-m-mbe-r-r....
^^ Lol'd hard!
Illinois has been a Zombie state for years.