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Title: Disney is brought to earth on Bison orgies
Post by: besilarius on May 03, 2017, 06:36:57 AM
https://wonkette.com/615578/pastor-fears-beauty-and-the-beast-is-slippery-slope-to-co-ed-naked-lady-bison-orgies?utm_content=buffer3c8cd&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Western culture is doomed.
Title: Re: Disney is brought to earth on Bison orgies
Post by: JasonPratt on May 03, 2017, 07:17:42 AM
Isn't this how Cretan culture fell?  :-X
Title: Re: Disney is brought to earth on Bison orgies
Post by: airboy on May 03, 2017, 10:17:20 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on May 03, 2017, 07:17:42 AM
Isn't this how Cretan culture fell?  :-X

Good one!
Title: Re: Disney is brought to earth on Bison orgies
Post by: Sir Slash on May 03, 2017, 10:26:06 AM
I actually, generally approve of naked co-eds, as long as my wife's not present. And while I disapprove of inter-species sex, the Bison's have had a tough last 150 years and so let them have a little fun while grazing, crapping, and wandering around the wild freezing their balls off. Besides, everybody knows the girl in the film is really a Witch and so she probably has sex with all kinds of wild beasts anyway. Just use protection dear. Believe me, you don't want a case of that Buffalo Herpes.  :hide:
Title: Re: Disney is brought to earth on Bison orgies
Post by: bbmike on May 03, 2017, 11:01:27 AM
Didn't finish the article. My mind started wandering after "Co-Ed Naked Lady Bison Orgies".
Title: Re: Disney is brought to earth on Bison orgies
Post by: mirth on May 03, 2017, 11:08:43 AM
TIL: the Beast is a bison
Title: Re: Disney is brought to earth on Bison orgies
Post by: Staggerwing on May 03, 2017, 06:13:42 PM
I thought he was supposed to be an Aurochs.
Title: Re: Disney is brought to earth on Bison orgies
Post by: Sir Slash on May 03, 2017, 10:42:10 PM
He looks a little like a Wildebeast in the face. Or else a really happy werewolf.