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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: besilarius on May 13, 2017, 08:59:29 AM

Title: Vogon Poetry Generator
Post by: besilarius on May 13, 2017, 08:59:29 AM
http://tonybaldwin.me/pages/vogon.php

For all those Hitchiker fans.
Title: Re: Vogon Poetry Generator
Post by: Barthheart on May 13, 2017, 09:49:16 AM
Ha! Thanks for the link.  :bd:

See, see the Dead sky
Marvel at its big puce depths.
Tell me, Eddie do you
Wonder why the platypus ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel lagthargic.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your gazorninplatz facial growth
That looks like
A melon
What's more, it knows
Your dongle potting shed
Smells of pea.
Everything under the big Dead sky
Asks why, why do I even bother?
You only charm propane.
Title: Re: Vogon Poetry Generator
Post by: Ubercat on May 13, 2017, 10:24:32 AM
You changed one word, didn't you?
Title: Re: Vogon Poetry Generator
Post by: besilarius on May 13, 2017, 10:54:38 AM
Sublime.
Simply sublime.
Title: Re: Vogon Poetry Generator
Post by: Barthheart on May 13, 2017, 11:36:22 AM
Quote from: Ubercat on May 13, 2017, 10:24:32 AM
You changed one word, didn't you?

I entered all my own words.
Title: Re: Vogon Poetry Generator
Post by: Con on May 13, 2017, 07:41:17 PM
See, see the Dongle sky
Marvel at its big dongled depths.
Tell me, Dong do you
Wonder why the donkey dongle ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel dedongled.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your flacid dongle facial growth
That looks like
A dongle salami
What's more, it knows
Your dongleberry potting shed
Smells of dongle booze.
Everything under the big Dongle sky
Asks why, why do I even bother?
You only charm old man dongle balls.