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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: besilarius on May 16, 2017, 06:07:15 AM

Title: Darwin Award Candidate
Post by: besilarius on May 16, 2017, 06:07:15 AM
http://zimbabwe-today.com/pastor-trying-walk-water-crocodile-river-gets-eaten-3-crocodiles/

It's funny, but so silly.
Title: Re: Darwin Award Candidate
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 16, 2017, 08:29:22 AM
it's f'n' Zimbabwe.  What'd you expect?
Title: Re: Darwin Award Candidate
Post by: Sir Slash on May 16, 2017, 09:01:23 AM
I hope at least that the crocs said Grace before eating.  ::)  Tasteless, but I couldn't resist.
Title: Re: Darwin Award Candidate
Post by: JasonPratt on May 18, 2017, 11:15:43 AM
Only if they're eating atheists. (Per the joke.)  ;)

(To clarify, Slash sounds like he's reffing the old Loch Ness Monster joke.)
Title: Re: Darwin Award Candidate
Post by: Sir Slash on May 18, 2017, 01:13:28 PM
I'm not proud Jason. I'll steal material from anywhere.  :coolsmiley:
Title: Re: Darwin Award Candidate
Post by: OJsDad on May 22, 2017, 10:52:07 AM
Trophy hunter dies after wounded elephant crushes him in Zimbabwe

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/trophy-hunter-dies-after-wounded-elephant-crushes-him-in-zimbabwe/ar-BBBnAVE?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

QuoteA big game hunter died Friday in Zimbabwe when a member of his hunting group fired their gun at an elephant striking it and causing it to fall on him.

The group had gone for a walk in the afternoon when three elephants stormed the group, News 24 reported. A fourth elephant stormed the group from the side and was shot. The animal grabbed Theunis Botha with its trunk, but collapsed and fell on him after being shot.

Botha was a specialist in hunting leopards with hounds. Game Hounds Safaris, Botha's company, said in a statement that he pioneered the hunts using packs of dogs in southern Africa.

According to News 24, Botha was well known in Zimbabwe and helped recruit Americans for trophy hunting. The 51-year-old was highly regarded for his hunts, The Telegraph reported.
Title: Re: Darwin Award Candidate
Post by: Sir Slash on May 22, 2017, 01:52:58 PM
So who gets to mount whom on the den wall?
Title: Re: Darwin Award Candidate
Post by: Ubercat on May 22, 2017, 01:57:14 PM
I hope it took the F'er a while to die and he suffered while he was doing it.