I'm glad we finally have an Administration that takes this threat seriously
http://www.theonion.com/live/lighthouse-question-55960/entry/381
the problem with The Onion is the same problem with Idiocracy: it starts as satire and slowly comes true
I'm sick of those uppity lighthouses towering over the Maine coastline.
You're just jealous that the tourists pay more attention to the lighthouses than to you. No matter how long you sit on your porch with your 'Mirth's Maniac Mansion Tours' sign no out-of-towners ever stop by to pay the modest fee.
My Mansion tours are really, really great. The best ever!
Better than Bob's House of 'Staches tour? Unlikely. :coolsmiley:
Quote from: Sir Slash on May 23, 2017, 06:45:20 PM
Better than Bob's House of 'Staches tour? Unlikely. :coolsmiley:
That tour gets a little hairy.
But you can squeeze through by a whisker.
Quote from: Staggerwing on May 23, 2017, 06:37:46 PM
You're just jealous that the tourists pay more attention to the lighthouses than to you. No matter how long you sit on your porch with your 'Mirth's Maniac Mansion Tours' sign no out-of-towners ever stop by to pay the modest fee.
Maybe his ad pitch is the problem....."Mirth's Maniac Mansion Tours......Tourists Come In, But They Never Come Out".