Or soon will be
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/20/us/oj-simpson-parole.html
Probably Russian collusion.
Putin's a huge fan of the Naked Gun movies.
Oh where have you gone Joe McCarthy?
Joltin Joe has left and gone away.
Hey, hey, hey
He was loosin' his juice in his cell the other day...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4710666/OJ-Simpson-caught-masturbating-cell-impact-parole.html
Fortunately for OJ, he didn't blow it in his parole hearing.
The justice system is full of jerk-offs.
Maybe OJ has come around.
That's just nuts.
He'll have his hands full adjusting to his new freedom.
He'll probably get the shaft at some point.
That'll be hard on him.
He'll just need to head off on a straight path.
And let life thrust off in new directions.
I hope if he gets a job, he gets sacked.
Now he can FINALLY resume his hunt for the real killers. After he washes his hands.
(https://i.redd.it/d26dvhbqexaz.jpg)
That last word is 'life' or 'wife'? I can't tell.