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Digital Gaming => Computer Gaming => Topic started by: BanzaiCat on July 26, 2017, 07:58:09 PM

Title: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 26, 2017, 07:58:09 PM
...pretty much what you'd expect.

http://nerdist.com/star-wars-jedi-medieval-battle-simulator/



The Jedis look like a 90s techno party...lol
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: Slick Wilhelm on July 26, 2017, 09:48:29 PM
Haha, nice mod!  :2funny:
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: jamus34 on July 27, 2017, 04:57:16 AM
Waiting for Magneto vs 60,000 medieval footmen
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: Destraex on July 27, 2017, 05:58:09 AM
This is ridiculous. The jedi simply has more hitpoints. He is being physically hit by metal swords constantly but somehow never gets hurt.
The whole premise of jedi is the sword play and force is supposed to stop you getting hit in the first place. This is simple stats rather than simulation. I would really love to see the damage and physics modelling. To see if vehicles and warriors can actually be modelled properly.

This answers no actual questions and settles nothing. So why bother.
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: JasonPratt on July 27, 2017, 06:05:06 AM
True, it could stand to be modeled better. I gather the hit point increase was given to substitute for the inability to model defense and related force powers, though.

Also, why bother == EPIC BATTLE. (Even if shallow epic battle, it looks great. ;) )
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: Gusington on July 27, 2017, 07:06:03 AM
I am so tempted to get the Epic Battle Simulator - looks hilariously fun. Imagine setting up some of those battles while having a few (or more) drinks!
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: jomni on July 27, 2017, 09:15:27 AM
Chuck Norris vs 10000 Spartans
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: Gusington on July 27, 2017, 09:17:43 AM
Hahaha!!
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: mirth on July 27, 2017, 09:18:41 AM
Total War: Chuck Norris
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: Gusington on July 27, 2017, 10:30:13 AM
Total Norris Chuck War!!
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: mirth on July 27, 2017, 10:32:04 AM
I can dig it.
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: acctingman on July 27, 2017, 10:35:30 AM
Sorry, but this is the dumbest thing, well, not dumb, but I have to ask myself...."why"? I get the "hehehe" aspect, but jesus H....why? Get a hobby....oh wait.  :uglystupid2:
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: mirth on July 27, 2017, 10:42:55 AM
Are you new to the planet?
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 27, 2017, 11:11:29 AM
The guy that made the video I posted also had videos of hordes of Rancors versus AT-ATs. That wasn't nearly as interesting, because the AT-ATs slaughtered all of them.
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: mirth on July 27, 2017, 11:22:12 AM
Chuck Norris vs AT-ATs
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: JasonPratt on July 27, 2017, 11:28:01 AM
No contest.

Chuck Norris vs. Ewoks.  O0


Acctingman: sometimes hehehe is the best answer.  O:-) I've been meaning to get this forever, just been waiting as it's polished up.

Is it a game? Not as far as I can tell.

Is it simple fun? Looks like it!
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: Gusington on July 27, 2017, 11:52:55 AM
TEEHEE is always the answer.
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: mirth on July 27, 2017, 11:54:37 AM
Chuck Norris does not TEEHEE
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: Gusington on July 27, 2017, 12:34:33 PM
If he does you better laugh before he breaks you over his knee.
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: JasonPratt on July 28, 2017, 08:08:04 AM
The Norris Who Says "KNEE!"
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: mirth on July 28, 2017, 08:11:11 AM
Then I took a Chuck Norris to the Knee.
Title: Re: 300 Jedi versus 60,000 Medieval Footmen
Post by: Gusington on July 28, 2017, 08:41:59 AM
Painful.