QuoteThe RCMP found over 2000 dead crows on NL hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The RCMP then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
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That's sure one for MD.
Would have worked better in Massachusetts. ::)
Good one Braynt. O0
The was frakking :DD
Hilarious! Nice one Brant. O0
:DD
What a buncha bird brains!
Don't get your beak in a tweak. Let him crow about it if he wants. :coolsmiley:
This is fake news. Everyone knows that the only birds in Canada are Penguins.
This whole thing is a flight of fancy
Not saying it's aliens.
But yeah, totally aliens.