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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: besilarius on October 01, 2017, 09:43:18 PM

Title: All those mortician jokes? They are true
Post by: besilarius on October 01, 2017, 09:43:18 PM
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/
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Post by: Sir Slash on October 01, 2017, 10:27:34 PM
What a dick.
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Post by: bayonetbrant on October 02, 2017, 05:01:46 AM
That took some balls to pull off
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Post by: BanzaiCat on October 02, 2017, 06:06:06 AM
Way to get a head of the game.
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Post by: Sir Slash on October 02, 2017, 02:17:02 PM
Worst case of 'Penis Envy' I've ever heard of.   :idiot2:
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Post by: Gusington on October 02, 2017, 02:26:09 PM
Quite the cock up.
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Post by: BanzaiCat on October 02, 2017, 03:50:54 PM
He could have given them the shaft, if he hadn't been taking them for ten years.
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Post by: Sir Slash on October 02, 2017, 06:27:19 PM
I hear Madonna's collection is still larger.  :wow:
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Post by: bobarossa on October 03, 2017, 10:09:52 AM
The enthusiasm for this thread is starting to peter out.
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Post by: BanzaiCat on October 03, 2017, 10:32:15 AM
The DA obviously has a hard-on for this case.
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Post by: Sir Slash on October 03, 2017, 03:40:21 PM
In order to erect his image probably.
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Post by: BanzaiCat on October 03, 2017, 03:42:28 PM
There's stiff competition for mortician jobs.
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Post by: bob48 on October 03, 2017, 03:46:32 PM
Its a bit of a dead-end profession though.
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Post by: BanzaiCat on October 03, 2017, 03:49:21 PM
Well, now that he's exposed, they'll just have to suck it up and pump some more recruits into the fold.
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Post by: trailrunner on October 03, 2017, 04:32:14 PM
I guess that guy likes to crack open a cold one every now and then.
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Post by: Ubercat on October 03, 2017, 08:45:39 PM
There was a mortician in my Navy boot camp company. He had perhaps the biggest fattest head I've ever seen. He definitely wore the biggest size sailor hat in the company. Why he chose to quit such a specialized job and become a lowly squid I will never know.
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Post by: Gusington on October 03, 2017, 08:57:25 PM
Too many penises?
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Post by: Sir Slash on October 03, 2017, 10:26:51 PM
Mortician is a tough job. You have to learn to not take your work home with you.
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Post by: Hofstadter on October 04, 2017, 12:40:48 AM
Okay I dont want to be THAT guy, but are we aware that that site is satirical in nature
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Post by: Staggerwing on October 04, 2017, 05:34:41 AM
Quote from: Hofstadter on October 04, 2017, 12:40:48 AM
Okay I dont want to be THAT guy, but are we aware that that site is satirical in nature

I was gonna say something as well but the guys were having too much fun and I didn't want to spoil it.
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Post by: BanzaiCat on October 04, 2017, 05:42:33 AM
It's okay to prick the bubble and burst it...it doesn't take much to get a pun train running around here, regardless of the validity of the news source.  :)
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Post by: Hofstadter on October 04, 2017, 05:46:43 AM
It's a massive peeve of mine, I see people link stuff in news forums going "OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS"

Then the circlejerk of outrage begins and I'm left in the corner, gasping, withering...wasting away. "Plz...check the source...its not that hard"
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Post by: BanzaiCat on October 04, 2017, 05:48:10 AM
^ That's the spirit.  :bd:
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Post by: Sir Slash on October 04, 2017, 09:54:00 AM
Right. Some Viagra would help with that lack of 'hardness' there Hof.  ;D  I think the rule is Penises and Morticians REQUIRES pun-trains. And this group routinely exceeds requirements in all things.
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