https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/03/germany-police-bomb-garden-courgette-zucchini#img-1 (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/03/germany-police-bomb-garden-courgette-zucchini#img-1)
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Those cops went above and beyond the kale of duty.
Not a garden-variety report.
I wonder who leeked the story to the press?
Good thing they squashed the people's fears in time. What I can't understand is why the Allies would drop zucchini on the Germans at all? Califlower I can understand. That stuff will kill you. :buck2:
That was bad, SS - I almost artichoked on my food.
That was pretty bad all right. I didn't relish doing it.
Quote from: BanzaiCat on November 03, 2017, 12:42:06 PM
I wonder who leeked the story to the press?
the cops do it officially in police reports
https://www.presseportal.de/blaulicht/pm/110972/3778164
and the newspapers like to print it for a chuckle
(...and to distract from the real problems you get and can read in all the other police reports in Germany when someone opened the border and you suddenly have 1.6 million (source: https://www.destatis.de/DE/PresseService/Presse/Pressemitteilungen/2017/11/PD17_387_12521.html) so called 'shelter seekers' milling around)
I know that pun seemingly beet all the others, not leaving mushroom for more...it's something of a root awakening!
German Police to suspect: "Kumquatly and don't make a fuss"
Right - "Everyone romaine calm. We are slaw and order. Please come in peas."
Well, that last part is open to interpretation. ;)
:DD :DD :DD You guys are killing me. Lettuce continue.
No, this thread has gone down the tubers.