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Title: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: Greybriar on January 21, 2018, 06:12:15 PM
Yesterday I watched:
I highly recommend that Tolkien fans watch the movies in the order above. I enjoyed the films immensely.

Edit: Duplicate entry corrected, full titles added.
Edit #2: Links, years released and film lengths added from IMBd (http://www.imdb.com/?ref_=nv_home).
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: bbmike on January 21, 2018, 06:13:51 PM
Great Scott! That's like 24 hours of viewing!  :D
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: Nefaro on January 21, 2018, 06:14:20 PM
Did you get any sleep Gb?   :o
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: Gusington on January 21, 2018, 06:14:59 PM
Fellowship of the Ring...twice? Do you mean The Hobbit for the first one?
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: MetalDog on January 21, 2018, 07:35:27 PM
My daughter and I did the extended cuts of the original trilogy all in one day about ten years ago.  Awesome to behold.  Tiring beyond any reason to be tired.
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: Sir Slash on January 21, 2018, 11:48:38 PM
On a 11 hour flight from Tel Aviv to New York, I did all three of the original trilogy. Along with lots of pretzels.
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: Greybriar on January 22, 2018, 12:41:48 AM
Quote from: Nefaro on January 21, 2018, 06:14:20 PM
Did you get any sleep Gb?   :o

Not much. I started watching them about 8:30 a.m. and it was about 3 the next morning when I finished the last one.

Quote from: Gusington on January 21, 2018, 06:14:59 PM
Fellowship of the Ring...twice? Do you mean The Hobbit for the first one?

Sorry, Gus. I think my mind is still a little numb after watching all those movies. Post edited.
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: Gusington on January 22, 2018, 08:47:06 AM
I still haven't watched any of the Hobbit series...I don't know if I could watch all the movies in one sitting and not lose my mind.

"THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO EISENGARD!"
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: Greybriar on January 22, 2018, 09:40:32 AM
I merely wanted full immersion. It isn't necessary to watch all those movies in one sitting. The main thing is to watch them in the order listed, Gus.
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: mirth on January 22, 2018, 09:43:20 AM
That's a lot of Hobbit Bromance for a single weekend.
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: Gusington on January 22, 2018, 09:46:20 AM
We have good stamina but require a lot of water.
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: JasonPratt on January 22, 2018, 10:20:04 AM
Yep, I watch the whole thing myself (not in one sitting) at least once a year. Have been jonseing a bit for them recently, too.

Admittedly the Hobbit trilogy isn't as good as the LotR trilogy. But I'm okay with that. They lead into better films.
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: Ubercat on January 22, 2018, 10:31:07 AM
Compared to the original trilogy, the hobbit films are like the most expensive Saturday morning cartoons ever made. I can't imagine staying immersed since they seem to take place in entirely different worlds.
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: Sir Slash on January 22, 2018, 11:07:30 AM
I actually liked seeing "Battle of the Five Armies" last because the ending was clearly wrapping-up the whole series of films and portrayed that feeling well.
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: Nefaro on January 22, 2018, 03:00:20 PM
Quote from: Gusington on January 22, 2018, 09:46:20 AM
We have good stamina but require a lot of water.

.. and occasional heavy petting?
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: Nefaro on January 22, 2018, 03:03:02 PM
Quote from: Ubercat on January 22, 2018, 10:31:07 AM
Compared to the original trilogy, the hobbit films are like the most expensive Saturday morning cartoons ever made.

;D

That's a good simile for the Hobbit series!  Stealin' that.

Don't think I've even seen the third one in that series yet.  I suppose the cartoonish feel of those just didn't drive me to pursue it.  Will catch it showing on some service eventually.
Title: Re: Of interest to Tolkien fans
Post by: JasonPratt on January 22, 2018, 04:20:46 PM
Hobbit 3 has some advantages.

1.) It's the shortest film. (Even the extended cut, compared to the other extended cuts.) I assume the advantage here is obvious. ;)

2.) Dragon cataclysm.

3.) Some of the drama as the inherent insanity of Thorin's family is aggravated by the dragon gold. (I said SOME OF  the drama. ;) )

4.) The other dwarven king, Dain Ironfoot, is a hoot. (Scottish comedian.)

5.) Related to 4, the only overt cursing in all six films. (Ymmv.)

6.) Somewhat related to 5, the battle itself in the extended edition pulled an R rating due to a crazy scene involving goats. And lots of blood and decapitations.

7.) Not remotely what you're thinking.

8.) Probably.

9.) The battle itself is occasionally kick-ass in inventive and emotional ways. (See also some relation to point 6.)

10.) Galadriel auditioning for Hela by slapping Sauron's stupid eye-face back to Mount Doom, will never not be entertaining (even if not really book accurate either).

11.) The expected character deaths (for those who know the book) are handled somewhat better than in the books. (Even if they also somewhat rely on stupidity. WHY ARE YOU EVEN FOLLOWING HIM, DUMBASS!? IF HE ISN'T DEAD YET, LET HIM POP UP AWAY FROM YOU! -- OTHERWISE LET HIM GO!)

12.) Arguably the best shot / short-scene of the whole Hobbit trilogy, two friends on an insanely high frozen waterfall, wordlessly worn out with the tragic fighting (still winding up below), sharing a pipe.

13.) Look at all those soon to be dead minions who just killed the battle elk, lol.

14.) Thranduil (the elvenking) does not give a crap for what you or anyone else thinks. He kind of spends the film trolling everyone else.

15.) For whom does the bell toll, suckers? KHAZAD DU-BEKAR!



...I mean, it has its weaknesses. The Seventh Doctor and the WereCavebear needed substantially more screentime eating the 5th or maybe 6th army, to justify that last army being a threat that needed stopping. A bunch of swooping eagles doesn't cut it. I can never forgive the film for that lapse, even if technically I understand it's superfluous to the various main characters doing their things elsewhere.