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IRL (In Real Life) => Current Events => Topic started by: Barthheart on January 26, 2018, 11:16:54 AM

Title: Roiting in France...
Post by: Barthheart on January 26, 2018, 11:16:54 AM
.... over discounted Nutella...  :o

https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/brawls-as-discounted-nutella-spreads-hysteria-in-french-supermarkets-1.3776454

Title: Re: Roiting in France...
Post by: JasonPratt on January 26, 2018, 11:20:43 AM
Well, roits do increase
aggression and raging fits.
Also, body hair.
Title: Re: Roiting in France...
Post by: Sir Slash on January 26, 2018, 11:46:42 AM
Nuts trying to get more nut.  :idiot2:
Title: Re: Roiting in France...
Post by: airboy on January 26, 2018, 12:26:18 PM
Nutella - the first riots my wife and I can sympathize with.

Nutella - the product that does not come into our house due to diabetic comas and uncontrolled wife stress eating.

Nutella - one of nature's perfect foods.
Title: Re: Roiting in France...
Post by: Dammit Carl! on January 26, 2018, 12:39:58 PM
Makes me sound bad if I say I can understand this kind of behavior, doesn't it?

-Nutella and Biscoff Spread are flipping awesome-
Title: Re: Roiting in France...
Post by: DoctorQuest on January 26, 2018, 01:03:10 PM
Quote from: airboy on January 26, 2018, 12:26:18 PM
Nutella - the first riots my wife and I can sympathize with.

Nutella - the product that does not come into our house due to diabetic comas and uncontrolled wife stress eating.

Nutella - one of nature's perfect foods.

Not to be argumentative today but doesn't point 2 disqualify it from consideration for point 3?  :o
Title: Re: Roiting in France...
Post by: Gusington on January 26, 2018, 01:18:21 PM
I have never eaten Nutella but my kids would kill me for some.
Title: Re: Roiting in France...
Post by: DoctorQuest on January 26, 2018, 01:19:33 PM
That is probably good to know in the event of an extended absence on your part.
Title: Re: Roiting in France...
Post by: Marty Ward on January 26, 2018, 02:03:43 PM
Maybe they heard about the Nutella discounts!

"Paris zoo is evacuated after 52 baboons escape their enclosure"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5316817/Paris-zoo-evacuated-baboons-escape-enclosure.html
Title: Re: Roiting in France...
Post by: airboy on January 26, 2018, 02:05:46 PM
Quote from: DoctorQuest on January 26, 2018, 01:03:10 PM
Quote from: airboy on January 26, 2018, 12:26:18 PM
Nutella - the first riots my wife and I can sympathize with.

Nutella - the product that does not come into our house due to diabetic comas and uncontrolled wife stress eating.

Nutella - one of nature's perfect foods.

Not to be argumentative today but doesn't point 2 disqualify it from consideration for point 3?  :o

Something that tastes too perfect can be a danger.  Sort of like booze to an alcoholic or a liquor cabinet to a Pug.
Title: Re: Roiting in France...
Post by: Jarhead0331 on January 26, 2018, 02:41:25 PM
Supposedly Nutella causes cancer. Hopefully, those idiots will eat a lot of it and die off.
Title: Re: Roiting in France...
Post by: DoctorQuest on January 26, 2018, 02:47:21 PM
Quote from: airboy on January 26, 2018, 02:05:46 PM
Quote from: DoctorQuest on January 26, 2018, 01:03:10 PM
Quote from: airboy on January 26, 2018, 12:26:18 PM
Nutella - the first riots my wife and I can sympathize with.

Nutella - the product that does not come into our house due to diabetic comas and uncontrolled wife stress eating.

Nutella - one of nature's perfect foods.

Not to be argumentative today but doesn't point 2 disqualify it from consideration for point 3?  :o

Something that tastes too perfect can be a danger.  Sort of like booze to an alcoholic or a liquor cabinet to a Pug.

Agreed. My vice is egg nog. Thank God it is seasonal.
Title: Re: Roiting in France...
Post by: Sir Slash on January 26, 2018, 03:25:33 PM
Salted cashews, ice cold Snickers bars, and perfectly made hot wings.  :smitten:   Makes me want to open up the liquor cabinet for the pug.
Title: Re: Roiting in France...
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 26, 2018, 10:23:44 PM
I wonder if the riots are dying down, or if they're...
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Title: Re: Roiting in France...
Post by: Sir Slash on January 26, 2018, 11:26:41 PM
Don't try Bread & Buttering us up Mister. Come up with something margine-inally better.