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Digital Gaming => Computer Gaming => Topic started by: Jarhead0331 on February 28, 2018, 05:50:31 PM

Title: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: Jarhead0331 on February 28, 2018, 05:50:31 PM
...but, don't get too excited. If this turns out to be anything other than a turd, I'll be totally surprised.

Still, I like to raise awareness of games off the beaten path.

As for the title...well, it is so bad, it actually makes me want to cry. See what I did there?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/798840/Cry_of_War/ (http://store.steampowered.com/app/798840/Cry_of_War/)
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: mirth on February 28, 2018, 05:54:46 PM
You're such a tease
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: Destraex on February 28, 2018, 06:03:29 PM
It does look very bad.
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: solops on February 28, 2018, 06:06:04 PM
I would assume that most of the game would consist of repairing your vehicle.
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: mirth on February 28, 2018, 06:24:14 PM
Quote from: solops on February 28, 2018, 06:06:04 PM
I would assume that most of the game would consist of repairing your vehicle.

Truth.
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: mirth on February 28, 2018, 06:25:00 PM
WWI Tank Repair Simulator
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: Gusington on February 28, 2018, 07:10:36 PM
ShanghaiWindy?
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: mirth on February 28, 2018, 07:14:51 PM
Big Windi in Little Flanders?
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: Gusington on February 28, 2018, 07:16:38 PM
Big Trouble for Little Windy...in Shanghai?
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: mirth on February 28, 2018, 07:17:38 PM
Film it!
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: Gusington on February 28, 2018, 08:48:09 PM
It will need a huge budget.
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: mirth on February 28, 2018, 08:53:06 PM
You'll work for scale.
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: Staggerwing on February 28, 2018, 08:57:49 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 28, 2018, 08:53:06 PM
You'll work for scale.

Minifig scale?
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: Gusington on February 28, 2018, 08:58:53 PM
It must be worth my while.
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: mirth on February 28, 2018, 09:10:02 PM
Quote from: Gusington on February 28, 2018, 08:58:53 PM
It must be worth my while.

So short money
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: Gusington on February 28, 2018, 09:26:03 PM
What does that even mean here?
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: Con on February 28, 2018, 11:39:49 PM
you can achieve the same level of verisimilitude by putting a metal rubbish bin over your head, sparking up some eyewateringly bad skunky weed and wonder dazed and confused in your back garden while hiring a bunch of hobos to lethargically throw rocks at you.

Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: SirAndrewD on March 01, 2018, 02:17:45 AM
^ I do that regularly.

Naked.
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: besilarius on March 01, 2018, 06:49:01 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: Greybriar on March 01, 2018, 08:32:40 AM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on February 28, 2018, 05:50:31 PM
...but, don't get too excited. If this turns out to be anything other than a turd, I'll be totally surprised....

http://store.steampowered.com/app/798840/Cry_of_War/ (http://store.steampowered.com/app/798840/Cry_of_War/)

+1 But for $0.99, what can one expect?
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: BanzaiCat on March 01, 2018, 08:33:51 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/FGfnriU.gif)
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: Gusington on March 01, 2018, 09:08:51 AM
Hoboes!!
Title: Re: WWI Tank Simulator
Post by: airboy on March 01, 2018, 09:41:24 AM
Quote from: Con on February 28, 2018, 11:39:49 PM
you can achieve the same level of verisimilitude by putting a metal rubbish bin over your head, sparking up some eyewateringly bad skunky weed and wonder dazed and confused in your back garden while hiring a bunch of hobos to lethargically throw rocks at you.

:D