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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: besilarius on March 30, 2018, 06:53:16 AM

Title: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: besilarius on March 30, 2018, 06:53:16 AM
https://www.disclose.tv/scuba-diver-is-hospitalized-after-he-tried-having-sex-with-a-giant-clam-329243

Any Grogs into scuba diving?
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: Staggerwing on March 30, 2018, 08:40:32 AM
Incoming Bearded Clam joke from one of the Usual Suspects in 10... 9... 8... 7..
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: Ubercat on March 30, 2018, 08:49:42 AM
Meh. The comments in that article were pretty pathetic. People here will put their sad puns to shame.
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: Gusington on March 30, 2018, 08:55:50 AM
I like turtles. Not in that way.
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: Sir Slash on March 30, 2018, 11:07:24 AM
Clam no. Octopus... maybe.  They can at least hug you. The clam probably mistook the diver's penis for a rude shrimp.
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: Steelgrave on March 30, 2018, 12:54:07 PM
I automatically assumed this was a Starfury thread  8)
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: JasonPratt on March 30, 2018, 01:25:15 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on March 30, 2018, 11:07:24 AM
Clam no. Octopus... maybe.  They can at least hug you.

Look up "octopus beak", and resubmit.  :timeout: :hide:
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: Sir Slash on March 30, 2018, 02:07:48 PM
OK, but no worse than some of my old girlfriends.
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: Windigo on April 04, 2018, 01:00:08 PM
my first response was WTF? That's just wrong - what an idiot. I blame the internet and people looking for sublime experiences.
thanks for posting this one though, it was a real pearl.
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: besilarius on May 05, 2018, 02:11:45 PM
And now...Kansas.

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2018/05/03/police-use-stun-gun-on-man-attempting-to-have-sex-with-car/

Time to get the heck out of a Dodge?
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: GDS_Starfury on May 06, 2018, 06:34:33 AM
oh lord wont you get me a Mercedes Benz
my friends are fucking Porches
and I must make amends
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: besilarius on May 06, 2018, 07:47:09 AM
That guy is probably in need of a thorough lube job.
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: Sir Slash on May 06, 2018, 10:51:05 PM
No, that's the newest device to keep Sex Offenders from driving 'Perverted'. You stick your Penis into the tailpipe and a tiny sensor checks to see if you can drive safely without being distracted by attractive members of the opposite or same sex, public statues, or barnyard animals. It's called a, "Peter Reader Meter". Most people just use 'PRM'.
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: besilarius on May 07, 2018, 06:19:46 PM
Kansas City enters the fray.
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: Sir Slash on May 07, 2018, 06:34:29 PM
OUCH!  :hide:
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: Staggerwing on May 07, 2018, 06:34:53 PM
A real Party Town
Title: Re: The Love that dare not speak it's name
Post by: Windigo on May 08, 2018, 09:44:35 AM
"Watch your 6 Red Leader"
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