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Title: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: mirth on April 02, 2018, 10:01:44 AM
Because the world needed this

http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/19811/a-definitive-audit-of-how-many-weapons-doug-masters-launched-from-his-f-16-in-iron-eagle
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 02, 2018, 10:03:25 AM
I had that movie on in the background for the last GrogCast we recorded :)
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: Jarhead0331 on April 02, 2018, 10:35:27 AM
Some people have way too much free time on their hands. LoL

When I was a kid, i LOVED this movie. I was so pissed that they killed Doug off in the first 5 minutes of Part 2, and adding insult to injury, he was killed by an F4 Phantom masquerading as a Russian Mig!
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: mirth on April 02, 2018, 10:38:04 AM
I think I only ever saw the first one.
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Post by: Sir Slash on April 02, 2018, 11:06:06 AM
Wow! Here all this time I thought the movie was 'fact-based'.  :2funny:   Up next, Clint Eastwood in the Mig 32 Firefox?
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: Jarhead0331 on April 02, 2018, 11:06:20 AM
Quote from: mirth on April 02, 2018, 10:38:04 AM
I think I only ever saw the first one.

Sorry for the spoiler, but the movie is 30 years old.  :crazy2:
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: mirth on April 02, 2018, 11:09:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on April 02, 2018, 11:06:06 AMUp next, Clint Eastwood in the Mig 32 Firefox?

Much more realistic. He re-armed and re-fueled from that sub on the ice sheet. Cliff Clavin was part of the crew.
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 02, 2018, 12:03:32 PM
I used to have that soundtrack permanently attached to my Walkman in 8th grade. It was my usual 'walking home from the train station' music
I even plotted out an entire sequel in my head, using the same soundtrack, for IE2, before they ever got around to making the shitty follow-up
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: mirth on April 02, 2018, 12:04:20 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on April 02, 2018, 11:06:20 AM
Quote from: mirth on April 02, 2018, 10:38:04 AM
I think I only ever saw the first one.

Sorry for the spoiler, but the movie is 30 years old.  :crazy2:

It was a shock, but I'll recover :P
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: OJsDad on April 02, 2018, 12:11:36 PM
Louis Gossett Jr was the man!!
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Post by: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 12:12:17 PM
Lou Gossett Jr. and I went to the same high school.
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: mirth on April 02, 2018, 12:13:11 PM
Lou Gossett Jr lived in the Shire?
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Post by: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 12:13:29 PM
Yep.
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: mirth on April 02, 2018, 12:14:21 PM
Learn something new every day.
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Post by: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 12:15:46 PM
That's why I'm here. That and Hobbit/Shire/armored dwarf jokes.
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: mirth on April 02, 2018, 12:26:34 PM
I thought you were here as part of your parole conditions.

Wait, that's why I'm here.
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Post by: OJsDad on April 02, 2018, 12:28:55 PM
Why is the judge torturing us as a part of your criminal punishment.
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Post by: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 12:29:20 PM
Well...we are both guilty of similar crimes.
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Post by: mirth on April 02, 2018, 12:43:51 PM
All this Louis Gossett Jr talk makes me want to watch Officer and a Gentleman



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Post by: OJsDad on April 02, 2018, 12:45:07 PM
I was thinking Enemy Mine.
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: mirth on April 02, 2018, 12:45:47 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on April 02, 2018, 12:45:07 PM
I was thinking Enemy Mine.

Another classic  O0
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 12:53:35 PM
DAMN - Gossett is going to be 82 next month!!
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: mirth on April 02, 2018, 12:55:29 PM
Quote from: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 12:53:35 PM
DAMN - Gossett is going to be 82 next month!!

I saw that on his Wiki page. Crazy.
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Post by: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 01:06:46 PM
I mistakenly thought he died so I guess this is a nice alternative  :'(
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Post by: mirth on April 02, 2018, 01:15:32 PM
R Lee Ermey coached him for the part in Officer and a Gentleman.
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Post by: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 01:20:53 PM
I'm afraid to look up how old Ermey is now.
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Post by: mirth on April 02, 2018, 01:24:03 PM
Not as old as Louis Gossett Jr.
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Post by: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 01:34:06 PM
Thank Gawd
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: Sir Slash on April 02, 2018, 01:39:37 PM
Ermey would've been good as the alien having a baby in, "Enemy Mine". "LIsten Numb-Nuts, I'm knocked-up understand? Now take your Lard-Ass over there and boil some water Dammitt"!  Hopefully without a birth canal scene.
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 01:51:26 PM
 :2funny:
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 02, 2018, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on April 02, 2018, 10:35:27 AM
Some people have way too much free time on their hands. LoL

When I was a kid, i LOVED this movie. I was so pissed that they killed Doug off in the first 5 minutes of Part 2, and adding insult to injury, he was killed by an F4 Phantom masquerading as a Russian Mig!

smh

You obviously failed to see the CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE that is Iron Eagle On The Attack (otherwise known as Iron Eagle IV).

Doug comes back, bro.

Granted it's not Jason Gedrick playing him, but still, DOUG LIVED.
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 02:14:41 PM
NO SPOILERS
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: mirth on April 02, 2018, 02:15:51 PM
I was going to watch them tonight, but screw it now.
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Post by: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 02:29:47 PM
 :2funny:

Thanks BC

Jerk
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Post by: BanzaiCat on April 02, 2018, 02:59:21 PM
 :nerd:

:bd:
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Post by: OJsDad on April 02, 2018, 03:22:34 PM
BC lives in Houston, it comes with the territory.
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Post by: DoctorQuest on April 02, 2018, 03:23:17 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 02, 2018, 02:15:51 PM
I was going to watch them tonight, but screw it now.

You should have known better than posting the topic in the first place.
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 02, 2018, 03:26:08 PM
I think everyone's failing to note that exactly five people saw Iron Eagle IV. That's about 200 less than was in the actual movie.
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Post by: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 05:37:48 PM
False. I saw it in the theater five times. Five separate theaters.
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 02, 2018, 05:52:15 PM
Incorrect. Your part of New York doesn't have five teeth to put together, let alone five theaters.
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: mirth on April 02, 2018, 06:09:50 PM
Quote from: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 05:37:48 PM
False. I saw it in the theater five times. Five separate theaters.

It's true. He went with my mom.
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: Staggerwing on April 02, 2018, 06:35:13 PM
For true grogs, the only Iron Eagle movie that matters is III. Good guys flying WW2 aircraft can beat Peruvian drug lords in jets any day of the week.
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 02, 2018, 06:38:36 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 02, 2018, 06:35:13 PM
For true grogs, the only Iron Eagle movie that matters is III. Good guys flying WW2 aircraft can beat Peruvian drug lords in jets any day of the week.

only the ones that also claim ownership of copies of 4th Reich
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: Staggerwing on April 02, 2018, 06:39:32 PM
Stand up and be counted I say!
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: mirth on April 02, 2018, 06:46:04 PM
I think every true Grog can appreciate this scene

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Post by: jamus34 on April 02, 2018, 08:54:12 PM
God I remember that scene / movie.

You think they would learned after Bloodsport about racial stereo types...Between the English guy pulling a "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon" and the Japanese pilot kamikazing a plane I was like WTF.
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: jamus34 on April 02, 2018, 08:58:05 PM
Just for that I give you this wonderful Wiki page:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_military_aircraft#Messerschmitt_Me_263
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: DoctorQuest on April 02, 2018, 09:35:38 PM
Quote from: jamus34 on April 02, 2018, 08:58:05 PM
Just for that I give you this wonderful Wiki page:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_military_aircraft#Messerschmitt_Me_263

Nice find. Those are all pretty cool.
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: Arctic Blast on April 02, 2018, 11:33:00 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 02, 2018, 06:35:13 PM
For true grogs, the only Iron Eagle movie that matters is III. Good guys flying WW2 aircraft can beat Peruvian drug lords in jets any day of the week.

That movie is amazing. One drug lord is killed BY A GODDAMN BELL. It's gloriously cheezy!
Title: Re: Iron Eagle Weapons Audit
Post by: Nefaro on April 03, 2018, 12:07:08 PM
Quote from: ArticleBefore the first battle begins, Chappy tells Doug he has "four clusters" and to use "foil packs" to confuse "French radar."

That'll teach those filthy Frogs not to capture his viper pilot daddy and plan to execute him!

I always knew those Pierres, and their madame guillotine, were up to no good.   :P