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Title: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: Labbug on April 18, 2018, 06:47:52 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/18/640-pounds-high-explosives-stolen-in-pennsylvania-atf-offers-reward.html
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: bbmike on April 18, 2018, 07:11:38 AM
Yikes
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: MIGMaster on April 18, 2018, 10:42:37 AM
Never a good thing!
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: Sir Slash on April 18, 2018, 10:56:52 AM
I was home all weekend. With witnesses. And my witnesses have witnesses. Anyone know what C4 is going for on E-Bay right now?
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: Barthheart on April 18, 2018, 11:19:41 AM
Now you are really on "The List"....  :hide:
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: bbmike on April 18, 2018, 11:33:17 AM
No, he'll be okay!  It was 640 pounds of explosives,  not ex-lax!  :hide:
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: Sir Slash on April 18, 2018, 06:35:26 PM
Either can be weapons of mass destruction.
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: Nefaro on April 18, 2018, 09:40:19 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on April 18, 2018, 10:56:52 AM
I was home all weekend. With witnesses. And my witnesses have witnesses. Anyone know what C4 is going for on E-Bay right now?

Weren't you looking around for a 'dirty bomb' last week?

You must be putting Ebay through it's paces lately.
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: Sir Slash on April 18, 2018, 10:21:20 PM
If I want a Dirty Bomb, all I need do is look in my clothes hamper the day before wash day. After Chili-Dog Night, my BVD's could be outlawed in 35 countries.
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: Gusington on April 19, 2018, 09:03:10 AM
What about Guam?
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: mirth on April 19, 2018, 09:07:49 AM
There's nothing going on in Guam

Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: Gusington on April 19, 2018, 09:10:59 AM
Every time I have referred to Guam since 1987 I was channeling that scene. Thank you.
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 19, 2018, 09:15:26 AM
There was a line like that from the movie Turner & Hooch (Tom Hanks, I think 1989 or so).

QuoteIf you're in the Air Force and you're not in flight school, it means you're scraping bird shit off of some runway in Guam for two years.

;D
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: Gusington on April 19, 2018, 09:23:23 AM
Good Morning Vietnam > Turner & Hooch
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: mirth on April 19, 2018, 09:28:01 AM
I've never made it all the way through Turner & Hooch.
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: Sir Slash on April 19, 2018, 09:34:00 AM
I think whoever named Guam should've re-thought the whole thing. It's kind of like there was a joke-name left over after all the good names were given out and they thought WTF, it's the middle of the Pacific Ocean, nobody's ever going to care. It's kind of like the street I live on, Nobodygivesashit St.
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: Gusington on April 19, 2018, 09:43:37 AM
But they were right (about Guam) - unless North Korea nukes it. And even then...
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: Nefaro on April 22, 2018, 11:05:57 AM
Quote from: Gusington on April 19, 2018, 09:03:10 AM
What about Guam?

It may tip over if there are too many troops on it.

:crazy2:
Title: Re: 640 Pounds of Explosives Stolen in Pennsylvania
Post by: Gusington on April 22, 2018, 11:06:41 AM
That's one way to get rid of it.