....you've already had 3 in which case fuck it.
Quote"Canadians should remember that keeping their drinking moderate is an important part of maintaining overall health and is necessary for avoiding liver problems," Dr. Harry Edo told reporters in anticipation of the guidelines rollout. "But hey, if you have a buzz on, then you might as well keep it going."
"Especially if you had a lot of bread at dinner—that'll most likely soak up the booze before it gets to your liver," Dr. Edo clarified.
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/04/health-canada-suggests-limiting-alcohol-to-2-drinks-per-day-unless-youve-already-had-3-in-which-case-fuck-it/
"Health Canada suggests limiting alcohol to 2 drinks per day unless ...." that's not enough to deal with your shitty day..... <:-)
2 glasses should be enough in most cases.
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And this happens when you cross the limit :
I think I used to be married to her. For a weekend anyway.
You know that front desk clerks can perform marriages now, right? Or that's what I told her back in the day O0
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"The Canadian Board of...Hosers...Health...thinks you should, like, drink a whole 12-pack each day, eh? (buuuuurp)"
I'll have one for THEM then! Or two if it makes Canada happy.
Quote from: Sir Slash on April 24, 2018, 01:36:21 PM
I'll have one for THEM then! Or two if it makes Canada happy.
Make it 12. Canada is a big country!
You're on Centurion. I'm two ahead of you. :bd:
The national drinking game of Canada should be, "drink a fifth every time Trudeau does or says something stupid."
Quote from: BanzaiCat on April 27, 2018, 11:28:19 AM
The national drinking game of Canada should be, "drink a fifth every time Trudeau does or says something stupid."
Too short sighted. Any Prime Minister would do.
Quote from: Centurion40 on April 27, 2018, 01:01:47 PM
Quote from: BanzaiCat on April 27, 2018, 11:28:19 AM
The national drinking game of Canada should be, "drink a fifth every time Trudeau does or says something stupid."
Too short sighted. Any Prime Minister would do.
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How about if we take a drink every time it snows in Canada? That seems fair.
Quote from: Sir Slash on April 27, 2018, 10:22:11 PM
How about if we take a drink every time it snows in Canada? That seems fair.
How do you think we get through the winters.... <:-)
I thought you made it through by tapping Maple Trees and eating beavers. What do I know?
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Quote from: Sir Slash on April 28, 2018, 09:03:34 AM
I thought you made it through by tapping Maple Trees and eating beavers. What do I know?
Eating beaver(s) is a year round pastime. :coolsmiley:
Tapping Maples only happens in the spring... ^-^
I was waaaay ahead of Health Canada on this.
Quote from: Barthheart on April 24, 2018, 08:17:51 AM
[unless]....you've already had 3 in which case fuck it.
Ahh yes. My evening life between the ages of 16 and 35. :arr:
I used to know a girl that got in 3 a night. Except for Thursdays when she stayed home and drank.