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IRL (In Real Life) => General Discussion => Topic started by: Windigo on July 20, 2012, 10:36:20 AM

Title: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Windigo on July 20, 2012, 10:36:20 AM
"I like my coffee the same way I like Surface Fleet Actions - Bold and Dark."

"If nerds could fly, Grogz would be an airport."
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: undercovergeek on July 20, 2012, 10:49:16 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 29, 2012, 12:32:19 PM
she looks like a cunt.

poetry........................ just poetry
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Gusington on July 20, 2012, 11:33:11 AM
^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Windigo on July 20, 2012, 12:00:11 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on July 20, 2012, 10:49:16 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 29, 2012, 12:32:19 PM
she looks like a cunt.

poetry........................ just poetry


that is just the bittersweet drunken slurs from an underemployed wargamer
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 20, 2012, 12:03:00 PM
guys - this thread is in an open forum... can we pls keep an eye on the language some?  thx
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: W8taminute on July 20, 2012, 12:05:46 PM
"If Grogheads was a clan in Battlefield 3 our combined KDR would be 26:1."
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Huw the Poo on July 20, 2012, 05:33:13 PM
Quote from: W8taminute on July 20, 2012, 12:05:46 PM
"If Grogheads was a clan in Battlefield 3 our combined KDR would be 26:1."

Not if I was playing...
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Windigo on July 20, 2012, 08:32:16 PM
Show me a grog who reads the entire manual of a game before playing and I'll show you a man in a hospital bed.
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: GDS_Starfury on July 20, 2012, 08:34:46 PM
Grogheads... where Canadians can feel like men.
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Windigo on July 20, 2012, 08:36:11 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 20, 2012, 08:34:46 PM
Grogheads... where Canadians can feel like men.

says the single guy on a Friday night ..... just saying... ;-)
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: GDS_Starfury on July 20, 2012, 08:40:46 PM
as im typing this i have a giant plate of chili cheese fries and a case of beer.

what you got?

8)
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Centurion40 on July 21, 2012, 07:16:53 AM
A life.  ;)
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Centurion40 on July 21, 2012, 07:17:49 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 20, 2012, 08:34:46 PM
Grogheads... where Canadians can feel like men.

And Floridians can feel like equals, for once.  :)
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Windigo on July 21, 2012, 09:54:32 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 20, 2012, 08:40:46 PM
as im typing this i have a giant plate of chili cheese fries and a case of beer.

what you got?

8)

laid....
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: besilarius on July 21, 2012, 10:37:26 AM
"It never ceases to surprise me how many young people leave the service after on tour.
The USN provides high explosives, power tools, and a steel playground.  What more could a red blooded American boy want?" - future CNO Mike Boorda
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Staggerwing on July 21, 2012, 01:45:22 PM
^and look how it turned out for him...
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Keunert on July 25, 2012, 06:26:03 AM
Pflückt die Gruken solange sie noch heiss sind!

Gerd zu seinem Frauenfussballteam
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Windigo on July 25, 2012, 11:34:57 AM
Quote from: Keunert on July 25, 2012, 06:26:03 AM
Pflückt die Gruken solange sie noch heiss sind!

Gerd zu seinem Frauenfussballteam

YEAH!  What he said!
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: GroggyGrognard on July 25, 2012, 01:15:08 PM
I like my wargames like I like my women: no zones of control and no errata!
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Windigo on July 25, 2012, 04:04:35 PM
Quote from: GroggyGrognard on July 25, 2012, 01:15:08 PM
I like my wargames like I like my women: no zones of control and no errata!

+1.5
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: bob48 on July 25, 2012, 04:33:23 PM
.....I'll use my own dice, if you don't mind.
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Windigo on July 25, 2012, 07:02:54 PM
Quote from: bob48 on July 25, 2012, 04:33:23 PM
.....I'll use my own dice, if you don't mind.

-1 to morale throw
-2 for lipping off the DM
+5 for bringing the beer
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: W8taminute on July 26, 2012, 09:31:02 AM
^Opportunity fire:

-1 target moving
+1 target out in open
+1 firing from concealed location

2d6=8

Who has the CRT to tell me what happened?
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Windigo on July 26, 2012, 09:42:46 AM
Quote from: W8taminute on July 26, 2012, 09:31:02 AM
^Opportunity fire:

-1 target moving
+1 target out in open
+1 firing from concealed location

2d6=8

Who has the CRT to tell me what happened?

not quite right

-1 wearing beer googles

therefore roll is a 7
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: bob48 on July 26, 2012, 09:59:03 AM
....(roll's aforementioned own 'Special Dice')

There ya go, 3 sevens on 3D6...I win!
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Windigo on July 26, 2012, 10:27:20 AM
Quote from: bob48 on July 26, 2012, 09:59:03 AM
....(roll's aforementioned own 'Special Dice')

There ya go, 3 sevens on 3D6...I win!

I had a bud who used model glue on the corners of his 20 sided die to increase the odds of a good roll..... fARGIN' BOSTICH
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: kommandant on July 26, 2012, 12:38:43 PM
What about a horror story fellas?

There is this gamer, that likes wargames, but this gamer, never player a single tabletop wargame, or any panzer general games uhauhauahuhUHUHUHAUHAUHAU.....

This gamer is me, you guys can hate me now :P
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: bob48 on July 26, 2012, 01:50:01 PM
Too scary for me!
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: kommandant on July 26, 2012, 04:51:36 PM
Quote from: bob48 on July 26, 2012, 01:50:01 PM
Too scary for me!

AND YOU MUST CUT DOWN THE MIGHTIEST TREE IN THE FOREST... WITHHHHHHH A HERING!
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: Windigo on July 26, 2012, 05:19:58 PM
Quote from: kommandant on July 26, 2012, 12:38:43 PM
What about a horror story fellas?

There is this gamer, that likes wargames, but this gamer, never player a single tabletop wargame, or any panzer general games uhauhauahuhUHUHUHAUHAUHAU.....

This gamer is me, you guys can hate me now :P

sooooo, you like computer wargames?
Title: Re: GROGisms Around The Campfire
Post by: kommandant on July 26, 2012, 06:35:20 PM
Quote from: Windigo on July 26, 2012, 05:19:58 PM
Quote from: kommandant on July 26, 2012, 12:38:43 PM
What about a horror story fellas?

There is this gamer, that likes wargames, but this gamer, never player a single tabletop wargame, or any panzer general games uhauhauahuhUHUHUHAUHAUHAU.....

This gamer is me, you guys can hate me now :P

sooooo, you like computer wargames?

I do, just don't play lots of them :D