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Title: Morgan Freeman to narrate your transit ride?
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on May 22, 2018, 08:41:06 PM
Well in Vancouver anyway.

http://vancouversun.com/news/local-news/your-translink-dreams-are-coming-true-morgan-freeman-to-voice-transit-announcements (http://vancouversun.com/news/local-news/your-translink-dreams-are-coming-true-morgan-freeman-to-voice-transit-announcements)
Title: Re: Morgan Freeman to narrate your transit ride?
Post by: Staggerwing on May 22, 2018, 09:09:42 PM
"Transit Sprinkles..."
Title: Re: Morgan Freeman to narrate your transit ride?
Post by: trailrunner on May 23, 2018, 04:46:09 AM
On the DC metro, the announcements sound like they're given by a drunk mumbling person underwater somewhere far away.  They're completely unintelligible.  I feel sorry for the tourists and out of town visitors.
Title: Re: Morgan Freeman to narrate your transit ride?
Post by: besilarius on May 23, 2018, 06:23:26 AM
Both Morgan Freeman and George Burns have played God in movies.
I'd find George Burns announcing bus departures would be a lot more fun.
Title: Re: Morgan Freeman to narrate your transit ride?
Post by: bbmike on May 23, 2018, 06:27:21 AM
Quote from: trailrunner on May 23, 2018, 04:46:09 AM
On the DC metro, the announcements sound like they're given by a drunk mumbling person underwater somewhere far away.  They're completely unintelligible.  I feel sorry for the tourists and out of town visitors.

Except when they are telling you there is a two hour delay. You can hear that a lot.
Title: Re: Morgan Freeman to narrate your transit ride?
Post by: Sir Slash on May 23, 2018, 08:57:39 AM
I think R. Lee Ermey would've been better. "You're damned bus is leaving in 5 min. maggot! BE ON IT!"!  :clap:
Title: Re: Morgan Freeman to narrate your transit ride?
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 23, 2018, 09:52:44 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on May 22, 2018, 09:09:42 PM
"Transit Sprinkles..."

:DD
Title: Re: Morgan Freeman to narrate your transit ride?
Post by: steve58 on May 24, 2018, 11:19:09 AM
Whether he's guilty or not (we can leave that to the courts), I suspect the Vancouver TransLink peoples will be looking for a new voice stat...

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/24/entertainment/morgan-freeman-accusations/index.html
Title: Re: Morgan Freeman to narrate your transit ride?
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on May 24, 2018, 06:40:33 PM
Yup.  Already canned the deal.  (wonder how much more that's going to cost us in gas taxes.  We're already at $1.619/L here today).  That mouth-breathing idiot, Seth Rogan said he wants the gig.

Title: Re: Morgan Freeman to narrate your transit ride?
Post by: Staggerwing on May 24, 2018, 06:45:38 PM
You don't want Bob the Blob telling you that Platform 5 is now boarding?

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/monstersvsaliens/images/0/04/2120797-monstra-vs-vetrelci.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140405114535)
Title: Re: Morgan Freeman to narrate your transit ride?
Post by: Tpek on June 07, 2018, 11:16:49 AM
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on May 24, 2018, 06:40:33 PM
Yup.  Already canned the deal.  (wonder how much more that's going to cost us in gas taxes.  We're already at $1.619/L here today).  That mouth-breathing idiot, Seth Rogan said he wants the gig.

I think you mean Bong-Breathing idiot.