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Title: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: bbmike on June 22, 2018, 04:35:11 PM
Noooooooooooo!!!  :pullhair:
http://www.kentucky.com/news/state/kentucky/article213655859.html (http://www.kentucky.com/news/state/kentucky/article213655859.html)
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: SirAndrewD on June 22, 2018, 04:53:04 PM
Quick, lets get out there with straws to help with the cleanup!
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: Barthheart on June 22, 2018, 07:33:09 PM
Ack! Gotta go to the liquor store before the price goes up!!!  :wow:
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: mirth on June 22, 2018, 07:50:21 PM
Quote from: SirAndrewD on June 22, 2018, 04:53:04 PM
Quick, lets get out there with straws to help with the cleanup!

this guy gets it
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: Staggerwing on June 22, 2018, 08:55:18 PM
I'm on standby for any such spills in Scotland.
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: bbmike on June 22, 2018, 09:09:22 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on June 22, 2018, 08:55:18 PM
I'm on standby for any such spills in Scotland.

I'm drinking as much scotch as I can to prevent this tragedy from happening to it.
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: bob48 on June 23, 2018, 10:32:23 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on June 22, 2018, 08:55:18 PM
I'm on standby for any such spills in Scotland.

I can guarantee it'll all have been 'cleared up' before you even get yer coat on!
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: W8taminute on June 23, 2018, 05:33:47 PM
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: bbmike on June 23, 2018, 06:01:12 PM
Rum ≠ Bourbon
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: W8taminute on June 24, 2018, 09:42:47 AM
right, but that's the closest meme I could find. 
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: mirth on June 24, 2018, 09:55:16 AM
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: Barthheart on June 24, 2018, 01:29:59 PM
 :2funny:

Dead Harry!  \m/
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: besilarius on June 25, 2018, 08:31:35 PM
Communist CONSPIRACY-Y!!!

https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/brewing-beer-crisis-in-uk-as-carbon-dioxide-in-short-supply-1262612035879
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: airboy on June 25, 2018, 09:59:54 PM
My wife and I toured the Jack Daniels distillery in Kentucky.  Seeing one of those aging warehouses is inspiring.  They have the same thing at Rum Distilleries in the Caribbean but the rum is not aged as long.

The smell of aging rum in big casks is wonderful.   
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: Sir Slash on June 25, 2018, 10:36:32 PM
Rum only ages until it gets to my house.
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: bob48 on June 26, 2018, 05:20:23 AM
Yo ho ho?
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: Sir Slash on June 26, 2018, 10:14:25 AM
Stop making all that noise! I'm hungover.
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: bob48 on June 26, 2018, 12:27:12 PM


yo ho ho?
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: bbmike on June 26, 2018, 02:45:43 PM
Leaking bourbon from the Kentucky distillery accident killed hundreds of fish, state says (https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/26/us/bourbon-distillery-accident-fish-kill-trnd/index.html)

But I'm sure they died happy!
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: bob48 on June 26, 2018, 03:14:24 PM
One got out 15 time to go for a pee.
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: Sir Slash on June 26, 2018, 09:50:01 PM
The Haddock have pickled themselves?
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: bbmike on July 04, 2018, 06:56:04 PM
Oh no! The rest is ruined!!!! (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/barton-1792-distillery-collapse-today-latest-updates-2018-07-04/)  :hide:  :'(
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: mirth on July 04, 2018, 06:59:58 PM
QuoteFollowing the first collapse, a Kentucky Energy and Environment Cabinet spokesman said Sazerac would be cited for failing to report the spill of whiskey in a timely manner and for polluting waters. The spokesman said Barton 1792 moved quickly to stop the alcohol from entering the creek but didn't alert the state quickly enough.

They didn't call me, so they clearly weren't very serious about containing the spill.
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: bbmike on July 04, 2018, 07:20:11 PM
^I know! What a waste!
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: Sir Slash on July 05, 2018, 10:06:46 AM
I propose this is proof (no pun intended) of Kentucky's inability to be responsible for our country's Bourbon production. I think we should move the distillery to a more competent location like, my back yard. Any alcohol spills would not affect the local population at all as they're already high on crack and meth, so.... win/win.
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: mirth on July 05, 2018, 10:08:09 AM
I have a basement that could store a dozen barrels or so.
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: Sir Slash on July 05, 2018, 09:24:28 PM
Is that the one where you keep the buried bodies or is that a different one?
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: Boggit on July 12, 2018, 12:28:18 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on July 05, 2018, 09:24:28 PM
Is that the one where you keep the buried bodies or is that a different one?
:2funny: :'( :DD
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: bob48 on July 12, 2018, 12:39:04 PM
.........as long as he doesn't keep 'em IN the barrels...................
Title: Re: 9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed
Post by: Sir Slash on July 12, 2018, 02:44:00 PM
You have a point there.