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IRL (In Real Life) => General Discussion => Topic started by: bayonetbrant on June 29, 2018, 06:04:17 AM

Title: Next GrogHeads Venture?
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 29, 2018, 06:04:17 AM
https://foodanddrink.scotsman.com/drink/scotlands-oldest-whisky-distillery-put-up-for-sale/

QuoteScotland's 'oldest' whisky distillery has been put up for sale by the owners of the Macallan and Grouse brands. The Glenturret, which is Scotland's oldest Single Malt Scotch Whisky distillery, and includes the visitor centre for The Famous Grouse,  will go on sale this summer with all 31 employees at the distilling site at Crieff set to transfer to a new owner.

Current owners Edrington are expecting a lot of interest prospective purchasers as they look to sell both the distillery and the Cutty Sark Blended Scotch Whisky brand. Cutty Sark is blended and bottled at Edrington's Great Western Road facility, accounting for around 10 per cent of volume output at the site. Graham Hutcheon, Group Operations Managing Director, said the impact can be managed over time, adding: "Our intention is to offer blending and bottling facilities to a new owner. If that should not prove appropriate we do not anticipate any compulsory redundancies and would endeavour to redirect our people to the dynamic premium developments at Great Western Road."

The group is looking to dispose of its Cutty Sark rum and Glenturret whisky brands to be able to increase its focus on its key products which also include Highland Park, The Glenrothes and Brugal Rum.
Title: Re: Next GrogHeads Venture?
Post by: bob48 on June 29, 2018, 06:06:40 AM
Yeah, all very well - but what do we sell after we have drunk all the stock?
Title: Re: Next GrogHeads Venture?
Post by: besilarius on June 29, 2018, 06:20:47 AM
Collectible bottles?
Title: Re: Next GrogHeads Venture?
Post by: Jarhead0331 on June 29, 2018, 06:42:47 AM
...our bodies?
Title: Re: Next GrogHeads Venture?
Post by: bob48 on June 29, 2018, 06:46:00 AM
....we're doomed then.

Rat-arsed, but doomed.
Title: Re: Next GrogHeads Venture?
Post by: Sir Slash on June 29, 2018, 12:12:11 PM
We could buy the distillery and open an AA clinic next door. That way we wouldn't have to drive back and forth.  O0
Title: Re: Next GrogHeads Venture?
Post by: bob48 on June 29, 2018, 12:28:03 PM
^Good thinking that man. Here, have a promotion!
Title: Re: Next GrogHeads Venture?
Post by: BanzaiCat on June 29, 2018, 02:19:07 PM
Nix the AA and make it a game store with a private boardgaming VIP whiskey room in the back.
Title: Re: Next GrogHeads Venture?
Post by: jamus34 on June 29, 2018, 04:08:43 PM
Quote from: BanzaiCat on June 29, 2018, 02:19:07 PM
Nix the AA and make it a game store with a private boardgaming VIP whiskey room in the back.

This....is not a terrible idea.

A game store, bar, and "private room".
Title: Re: Next GrogHeads Venture?
Post by: Toonces on June 29, 2018, 04:20:29 PM
Hell, I'm in.

If only I hadn't already bought a house in California, I'd be all over this.

About the only thing better than a nice glass of scotch is a nice handful of bewbs.  Maybe.  Depends on the scotch.
Title: Re: Next GrogHeads Venture?
Post by: jamus34 on June 29, 2018, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Toonces on June 29, 2018, 04:20:29 PM
Hell, I'm in.

If only I hadn't already bought a house in California, I'd be all over this.

About the only thing better than a nice glass of scotch is a nice handful of bewbs.  Maybe.  Depends on the scotch.

Well I meant private room for the gaming, but hell, why not.
Title: Re: Next GrogHeads Venture?
Post by: Sir Slash on June 29, 2018, 10:42:57 PM
STRIPPERS ARE GAMING!!! Or are they 'wildlife'? I forget.
Title: Re: Next GrogHeads Venture?
Post by: bob48 on June 30, 2018, 05:59:50 AM
Wildlife until you catch one, then they are gaming.
Title: Re: Next GrogHeads Venture?
Post by: Sir Slash on June 30, 2018, 10:43:58 AM
I can live with that.  O0