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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: besilarius on July 21, 2018, 10:52:56 AM

Title: What does goat yoga hide?
Post by: besilarius on July 21, 2018, 10:52:56 AM
"Goat yoga knows the gate. Goat yoga is the gate. Goat yoga is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in goat yoga..."
up there in New England, where they need sneaky, surreptitious ways to worship The Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvj6voiH5S0
Title: Re: What does goat yoga hide?
Post by: Gusington on July 21, 2018, 11:43:08 AM
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Title: Re: What does goat yoga hide?
Post by: airboy on July 21, 2018, 11:50:28 AM
Quick - does anyone have a spare elder sign?   :D
Title: Re: What does goat yoga hide?
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 21, 2018, 01:55:29 PM
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/65008208/its-naht-a-toomah-its-a-stroke.jpg)
Title: Re: What does goat yoga hide?
Post by: besilarius on August 12, 2018, 08:05:36 AM
Oh Gawd!  Sunday Morning on CBS is running an expose' on Goat Yoga.
The One Who Dreams in R'lyeh must have rolled over.
Title: Re: What does goat yoga hide?
Post by: trailrunner on August 12, 2018, 08:17:12 AM
My daughter is a certified yoga instructor, and she has always loved goats.  Her grandfather (my father in law) had some goats on his property, and she loved visiting them.

Last summer we all went to a wedding in Maine.  My daughter and her husband took a few extra days and drove up to see the New England area.  Along the way, she made it a point to stop at a farm and do goat yoga.  The farm was somewhere in NH or VT.

This is a real thing.
Title: Re: What does goat yoga hide?
Post by: Jarhead0331 on August 12, 2018, 08:26:32 AM
Further proof that western civilization is doomed.
Title: Re: What does goat yoga hide?
Post by: bbmike on August 12, 2018, 10:45:58 AM
There's also cat yoga. (https://www.cnn.com/2016/11/28/health/cat-yoga/index.html)
Title: Re: What does goat yoga hide?
Post by: Sir Slash on August 13, 2018, 09:51:08 AM
Could be worse. There could be Goat Yogurt.  :hide:
Title: Re: What does goat yoga hide?
Post by: Jarhead0331 on August 13, 2018, 09:52:35 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 13, 2018, 09:51:08 AM
Could be worse. There could be Goat Yogurt.  :hide:

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Title: Re: What does goat yoga hide?
Post by: bbmike on August 13, 2018, 11:16:37 AM
 :2funny:
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Post by: Sir Slash on August 13, 2018, 12:39:39 PM
We're already there!  :o