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Digital Gaming => Computer Gaming => Topic started by: Jarhead0331 on July 25, 2018, 10:15:13 AM

Title: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: Jarhead0331 on July 25, 2018, 10:15:13 AM
 comes, Attack Helicopter Dating Simulator.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/594350/Attack_Helicopter_Dating_Simulator/ (https://store.steampowered.com/app/594350/Attack_Helicopter_Dating_Simulator/)

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As a helicopter, your daily activities may include, morning maintenance, aerial attack runs, and delivering hell-fire missiles on noncombatants for democracy. Or you know, dating other helicopters.

Personally, I self-identify as an AH64D.
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: IronX on July 25, 2018, 10:31:29 AM
We're not judging your rotary life-style choices.


( rolls eyes judgingly)
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: Sir Slash on July 25, 2018, 10:42:46 AM
That cute little Viper gets me Hot! I wonder if she's an Aries?
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: Dammit Carl! on July 25, 2018, 12:06:32 PM
???

Was ist?
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: Gusington on July 25, 2018, 12:39:07 PM
 :-[
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: CJReich46 on July 26, 2018, 08:45:49 PM
 :-\
This is really weird, interesting helos though. :o

What's next Submarine Dating? .   :hide:

Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: mirth on July 26, 2018, 08:56:20 PM
No Man's Sky and Space Engineers seem right for "More Like This"

(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgrogheads.com%2Fforums%2Findex.php%3Faction%3Ddlattach%3Btopic%3D22703.0%3Battach%3D13274&hash=8137fa0f3c6f69968683fab406fb50e71eccb5c0)
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: Gusington on July 26, 2018, 09:14:54 PM
I would date a Hind. But not marry one.
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: Staggerwing on July 26, 2018, 09:25:34 PM
Is there an option for dating an R-22 or Bell-47? I've always had a thing for diminutive girls...
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: Sir Slash on July 26, 2018, 09:27:08 PM
The Apache is very cute but I have 'reservations' about her.  :2funny:
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: besilarius on July 27, 2018, 07:21:39 AM
The Westland Wessex was really noisy.  Had some underway replenishments with a british oiler and it was so funny to have this really loud helo come over with a despatch in an envelope labeled, "On her Majesty's Service".

The Boatswain Mates started calling the Westlands Ethel from the loudness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9SxlO7tQLc
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: JasonPratt on July 27, 2018, 07:33:21 AM
...and now that can all be a euphamism? Thanks internet?  :hide:
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: mbar on July 27, 2018, 08:06:58 AM
Send me pictures of your rotors.
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: mirth on July 27, 2018, 08:09:39 AM
Quote from: Gusington on July 26, 2018, 09:14:54 PM
I would date a Hind. But not marry one.

I thought you already had
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: mirth on July 27, 2018, 08:10:02 AM
http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: Jarhead0331 on July 27, 2018, 08:14:36 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on July 26, 2018, 09:27:08 PM
The Apache is very cute but I have 'reservations' about her.  :2funny:

Thanks, I'm flattered. But, you're not really my type.
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: Gusington on July 27, 2018, 09:46:47 AM
It's getting better when Mirth instarimshots himself.

'INSTARIMSHOT YOURSELF - WITH MY HAND, NUMBNUTS!!'

Bes - was your post above referring to Ethel Merman? Because if it was that is frikkin' hilarious!
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: mirth on July 27, 2018, 09:49:13 AM
You off your meds?
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: Gusington on July 27, 2018, 09:54:48 AM
Need to go on them first to go off them.
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: mirth on July 27, 2018, 09:58:55 AM
I'll set you up.
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: Gusington on July 27, 2018, 10:02:44 AM
Beer = meds, yeah?
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: mirth on July 27, 2018, 10:06:53 AM
Delicious meds
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: Gusington on July 27, 2018, 10:20:34 AM
Meads meds!
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: airboy on July 27, 2018, 10:34:26 AM
Thanks for sharing!
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: Ian C on July 27, 2018, 11:28:41 AM
Regrettably, I think I can top this game.

I found it through the Twitter feed of https://twitter.com/TheStrangeLog, The Strange Log takes lines from patch notes and posts them. The line was "Consuming a beehive will now cause you to ejaculate bees".

The game is this.

http://freelives.net/?games=genital-jousting
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: Gusington on July 27, 2018, 11:55:16 AM
You're right, you win! Want your gift now or later?
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: SirAndrewD on July 27, 2018, 02:59:26 PM
Do I need to start delving into the underbelly of the internet and posting weird games again?
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: Ian C on July 27, 2018, 03:06:23 PM
Quote from: SirAndrewD on July 27, 2018, 02:59:26 PM
Do I need to start delving into the underbelly of the internet and posting weird games again?

If they are anything like the one I posted then definitely not.
Title: Re: Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Post by: SirAndrewD on July 27, 2018, 03:24:08 PM
Quote from: Ian C on July 27, 2018, 03:06:23 PM
Quote from: SirAndrewD on July 27, 2018, 02:59:26 PM
Do I need to start delving into the underbelly of the internet and posting weird games again?

If they are anything like the one I posted then definitely not.

Ah well.  Carry on then!

I need to go hit on a Cobra anyway.  Moving on form a bad experience with a cougar of a Huey Gunship.