http://dog-shaming.com/
Those are hysterical. I have a lot of similar experiences.
I have belly laughed at half of those. Best laugh on the internet in a long time.
I think my dog has done everything on the first five pages of that blog at least twice. Today.
Shared this with the wife and tots (turds of terror). ROFL
Thats some good stuff thanks for the link.
great link.
I would add my dog to the list
It would be
"I lick my balls and then the babies"
Con
"Don't cha wish you could do that?"
"Well if you promise he won't bite me"
One of the best punchlines of a joke evah! Along the same lines as, "Rectum?! Damn near KILLed him!!"