Fellas, this might be the best holiday season in years.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1639110/Spanking_Simulator/ (https://store.steampowered.com/app/1639110/Spanking_Simulator/)
You forgot the best part, which is the feature list:
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- 3 characters
- 18 spanking positions
- 13 tools for spanking
- 4 different scenarios
- Realistic sound effects
- Realistic bruise effect
- Exciting punishment plots
- Free observation with multiple viewing angle modes
I'm genuinely interested in seeing how they handle this "realistic bruise effect" system. I also have to admit to being slightly excited by these punishment plots.... :-[
VR?
Asking for a friend.
;D
Pass, exit stage right
Quote from: al_infierno on December 12, 2022, 11:20:10 PM
You forgot the best part, which is the feature list:
Oh I didn't forget anything. I like to keep the suspense alive for my fellow man. Also: multiple viewing angle modes? Hello!
QuoteVR?
Asking for a friend.
Two words: haptic feedback.
'Exciting punishment plots' - the mind reels.
Multiplayer gonna be craaaazzyy! :o
(real response: what the hell?!?)
Only 18 spanking positions out of the box?
Surely this is a DLC exploit for future expansions.
Elsa, She-Wolf of Hitler....?? :hide:
This is what they mean when they talk about "niche market".
That joke was a real 'knee' slapper 8) ::)
This thread is why I keep waking up in the morning.
Did I see a Cat-O-Nine Tails? Asking for a friend. Also, why no masks included? You HAVE to have masks if you're gonna... nevermind.
I'm interested in how long this can be in the top 5 of the computer gaming thread ;D
Quote from: ArizonaTank on December 13, 2022, 10:28:19 AM
Only 18 spanking positions out of the box?
Surely this is a DLC exploit for future expansions.
I hear you. I think some DLCs will really "flesh" out the game. Hopefully we get some skin packs.
If they do an, 'Ex-Wife' DLC, I'm all in. O0
^That kind of thinking is what got you in trouble in the first place.
Ok, OK. Spank her Divorce Attorney then?
^Probably even worse and by worse I mean better.
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 13, 2022, 11:44:31 PM
Ok, OK. Spank her Divorce Attorney then?
Only if she takes all of your "ass"-ets.
So I gotta ask....where is it? The game didnt release
No, but Gus did.
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Foriginal%2F000%2F007%2F699%2Fohcat.jpg&hash=6f131456471a118a8caf3bf383eff1d61fca7623)
That's disappointing. I feel like I've hit a new bottom.
I've never really been into that sorta thing.*
*lies
They must have developed a crack in their distribution plans. Hopefully not up the creek without a paddle.
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 15, 2022, 10:19:06 PM
They must have developed a crack in their distribution plans. Hopefully not up the creek without a paddle.
This guy's a struggling developer trying his best. You have a lot of cheek to talk like that, SirSlash! ;)
I'm disappointed by the presence of only 3 characters. If Matrix acquires this property, I think "Nation-specific DLC" would be a sure-fire success. Can you imagine having to choose between "Nordic Spanking Simulator", "Baltic Spanking Simulator", or the often under-appreciated "Arabian Spanking Simulator" kits? At $2 apiece, wouldn't it just be tempting to get all 3 for $5?
^ I would get the Nordic Spanking Simulator immediately.
I bet not if some big, hairy Viking named, 'Sven' was the guy you're supposed to spank. Why not Fantasy? An Elf Spanking Simulator or maybe a really hot Succubus. ???
Aren't all succubi (?) really hot? Otherwise the whole thing falls apart.
Well she would have to be really hot for me to be eaten by her afterward.
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