https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11562045/French-man-sparks-hospital-evacuation-arriving-WWI-artillery-shell-stuck-rectum.html?ico=most_shared_articles_mol.web.desktop_
Usually stories like this start out with "Florida man....."
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Damn! I guess once The World Cup is over there's not much to do in France. ???
Now that's what I call an enema.
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on December 21, 2022, 03:06:21 PM
Now that's what I call an enema.
Nah, that's what I call a fun Friday night.
I once saw a movie about that.
But it wasn't a man, she was 24 and it was no artillery shell >:D.
Quote from: Pete Dero on December 21, 2022, 03:30:16 PM
I once saw a movie about that.
But it wasn't a man, she was 24 and it was no artillery shell >:D.
Hmm. I think I've seen that movie too now that you mention it.
A few times.
Quote from: SirAndrewD on December 21, 2022, 03:14:02 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on December 21, 2022, 03:06:21 PM
Now that's what I call an enema.
Nah, that's what I call a fun Friday night.
Different strokes for different folks, I suppose. :hide:
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Quote from: Tripoli on December 21, 2022, 02:25:01 PM
Usually stories like this start out with "Florida man....."
My Dad's family emigrated from French Canada to Florida when he was a baby, and if I saw this report about some of his family I would not be surprised.
Man: "After the World Cup, I'm bored."
[eyes suggestively shaped mortar round in corner]
Man: "Aha! Fetch me my lube!"
On the other hand, if you are badly constipated... ::)
If you're badly constipated maybe it's a shell in your ass and nothing any more serious than that?
Hey give the guy a break. Maybe he identifies as a mortar. :-"
The guy is 88 years old. I guess being 'older' is not always being 'wiser.'
If that counts as a, 'suppository', I don't want his health plan. :hide:
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Quote from: Windigo on January 03, 2023, 03:41:10 PM
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