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IRL (In Real Life) => Current Events => Topic started by: LongBlade on September 11, 2012, 02:20:24 PM

Title: Missing: One Chinese Vice President
Post by: LongBlade on September 11, 2012, 02:20:24 PM
Quote says it all. Especially the response to the question.

QuoteA Chinese spokesman on Tuesday said he had no information about the status of leader-in-waiting Xi Jinping, who dropped from sight 10 days ago and has canceled a series of meetings with foreign visitors.

Foreign Ministry spokesman Hong Lei said he had "no information in this regard" when asked about Xi's condition and whereabouts at a news conference Tuesday.

Asked whether Xi was still alive, Hong replied: "I hope you can ask more serious questions."

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/09/11/speculation-surrounds-missing-chinese-vice-president
Title: Re: Missing: One Chinese Vice President
Post by: OJsDad on September 11, 2012, 06:17:21 PM
Probably drowned while rolling around in all of the billions we pay them each year in interest payments each year. 
Title: Re: Missing: One Chinese Vice President
Post by: TheCommandTent on September 11, 2012, 08:28:39 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on September 11, 2012, 06:17:21 PM
Probably drowned while rolling around in all of the billions we pay them each year in interest payments each year.

Ha!  Well played.
Title: Re: Missing: One Chinese Vice President
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on September 12, 2012, 12:22:45 AM
I think there's a pretty nasty power struggle going on right now.   New senior party appointments and transitions of power are coming up soon and the VP is missing and possibly stabbed.  Another senior member supposedly drowned.  One supposedly died in a car crash and one's son and wife were involved in the murder and cover up of a foreign businessman.

Chinese Internet censors have blocked searches for news on the vice president being stabbed or missing.
Title: Re: Missing: One Chinese Vice President
Post by: MIGMaster on September 12, 2012, 07:20:25 AM
I'd say he's been stabbed and is now missing......
Title: Re: Missing: One Chinese Vice President
Post by: LongBlade on September 12, 2012, 08:13:11 AM
Quote from: MIGMaster on September 12, 2012, 07:20:25 AM
I'd say he's been stabbed and is now missing......

"I hope you can ask more serious questions."
Title: Re: Missing: One Chinese Vice President
Post by: The Puss on September 15, 2012, 12:05:32 PM
He's back or is it a cyborg?

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Chinese Vice-President Xi Jinping has appeared in public for the first time in two weeks.

Mr Xi, who is expected to become China's next leader, attended an event on Saturday to mark national science day, Xinhua news agency reported.

No official explanation has been given for his absence, which fuelled widespread speculation.

There were rumours about the state of his health and suggestions of power struggles within the Communist party.

However, on Saturday China's official news agency carried a brief report of Mr Xi's visit to the China Agricultural University in Beijing with a photograph showing the vice-president smiling and walking with other officials.

Mr Xi, 59, cancelled meetings with four foreign dignitaries including US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

On Thursday, Mr Xi was cited in state media for the first time in 12 days, expressing condolences over the death of a former general.

During his absence, searches for Mr Xi's name on China's Twitter-like weibo micro-blogging sites have been blocked.

He is expected to succeed President Hu Jintao as leader of the ruling Communist Party at a crucial meeting due to be held some time next month.

The BBC's Damian Grammaticas in Beijing says Mr Xi's reappearance seems designed to put to an end days of feverish speculation.

China's leadership transition now looks back on track, he adds.
Title: Re: Missing: One Chinese Vice President
Post by: LongBlade on September 15, 2012, 12:27:26 PM
It's 1984 all over again. I would believe nothing out of China these days, except perhaps for a good kung pao recipe. Sans mercury, of course.
Title: Re: Missing: One Chinese Vice President
Post by: Martok on September 16, 2012, 10:12:51 AM
I suddenly hear Officer Barbrady from South Park's signature line, "Move along folks, nothing to see here!" in my head. 


Title: Re: Missing: One Chinese Vice President
Post by: bob48 on September 16, 2012, 10:52:27 AM
Actually, it could be anybody....I mean, they all look the same to me (shrug!)
Title: Re: Missing: One Chinese Vice President
Post by: MIGMaster on September 17, 2012, 07:01:47 AM
A clone he is..... ;)