http://vimeo.com/42674279
Awesome. All the world's a beer opener. 8)
I was hoping for 50 shades of beer. :-[
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 11, 2012, 10:47:22 PM
I was hoping for 50 shades of beer. :-[
I don't know where you like to put beer bottles, and I'd rather remain in the dark on that particular topic, thanks. :o
last Saturday there was a fairly smoking hot latin chick at the pool party that was opening beer with her teeth.
kinda made my testicles retract every time I saw her do it.
There's an awful lot of alcohol abuse going on there.
Quote from: LongBlade on September 12, 2012, 06:57:52 AM
There's an awful lot of alcohol abuse going on there.
Says you! Aren't you bottle opener #3??!! Hmmm?
Quote from: Centurion40 on September 12, 2012, 08:54:01 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 12, 2012, 06:57:52 AM
There's an awful lot of alcohol abuse going on there.
Says you! Aren't you bottle opener #3??!! Hmmm?
I generally drink wine these days.
Then #3 is a great impersonation of you opening a frosty.
I can't say I remember exactly which one #3 is. All I saw was a sinful waste of beer.
This was the most acceptable explanation of Sticky Vicky who performs in Benidorm, Spain. Those wanting a more graphic display should google or youtube her name. The beer bottles may shrink your testicles but the razor blades will probably cause them to retreat inwards.
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While Benidorm does have an amazing variety of nightlife, and there certainly is something to suit people all tastes, one of the more controversial acts that can be found on offer is that of the infamous 'Sticky Vicky'. Only suitable for those, shall we say, with an open mind, this adult erotic performer is well known by regular visitors to Benidorm. It is said by some, that you can't claim to have really visited Benidorm unless you have seen a 'Sticky Vicky' show.
'Sticky Vicky' is well on the wrong side of 60 and nakedly performs a series of 'erotic magic' acts and tricks with ping-pong balls, razor blades and beer bottles, using parts of the body usually unseen in regular magic shows!
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_is_sticky_vicky
Apparently, tattoos and alcohol consumption go hand-in-hand.
Quote from: LongBlade on September 12, 2012, 12:34:24 PM
I can't say I remember exactly which one #3 is. All I saw was a sinful waste of beer.
Beer in one hand, dachshund in the other.
Quote from: Centurion40 on September 14, 2012, 07:53:01 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 12, 2012, 12:34:24 PM
I can't say I remember exactly which one #3 is. All I saw was a sinful waste of beer.
Beer in one hand, dachshund in the other.
Max has never developed a taste for beer. But I haven't given him many samples.
Mind you, it's a circus generally around here. Boudreaux has grown to love being brushed. Max, who needs no brushing, gets jealous and sometimes I have to pick him up and fuss over him about all the "tangles" in his fur just to make him feel better.
Meanwhile my long-haired collie, who needs tons of brushing - hates it. Won't let me near her.
I should write a book.
That's more of a reality show situation. Well these days any way.... Max would become a star!!
Quote from: LongBlade on September 12, 2012, 09:13:07 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on September 12, 2012, 08:54:01 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 12, 2012, 06:57:52 AM
There's an awful lot of alcohol abuse going on there.
Says you! Aren't you bottle opener #3??!! Hmmm?
I generally drink wine these days.
Gave up on pretending you made good beer eh?
Seriously I found my wine making efforts were more rewarding so I am biased
By more rewarding, do you mean that it gets you laid more?
Absolutely. Looking forward to a great glass of red with my SLCG tonight as a matter of fact. After I wash 60 million year old lake bottom outta my hair
So long as that's the only bit of "bottom" in your hair.... ;)
sticky vicky's vagina is electrifying