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Title: And What Presidents Should Do
Post by: Longdan on December 20, 2012, 02:16:28 AM
Lets see Obama top this stuff:

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-international-incidents-caused-by-drunk-boris-yeltsin/

ahem....
Title: Re: And What Presidents Should Do
Post by: LongBlade on December 20, 2012, 11:29:06 AM
I wasn't belly laughing, but those are...interesting.
Title: Re: And What Presidents Should Do
Post by: Martok on December 20, 2012, 04:06:16 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on December 20, 2012, 11:29:06 AM
I wasn't belly laughing
I was. 


Title: Re: And What Presidents Should Do
Post by: besilarius on December 20, 2012, 06:39:09 PM
NOt that he was a drinker, but Gerry Ford could have held his own with Boris.
Affectionately known as "Snowbunny" (his Secret Service codename - according to Doonesbury), he was a danger on golf courses, as he consistently struck people in the gallery with errant golf drives.
HIs best trip was to France.  Coming out of Air Force One, he tripped on the top step and tumbled down the entire stairway.
Unfazed, but a little ragged, he then went over to the Ambassador of Spain and addressed him as the President of France making sure that his country was a great friend to the US, made a short speech to the goggle-eyed throng on the important nature of the NATO alliance (which France had withdrawn from), entered the Secret Service limo (not his official one with the US flags), and drove off leaving Pompideau, the ministers of France, Europe, and England, in collective shock.

Think this trumps Boris.
Title: Re: And What Presidents Should Do
Post by: Longdan on December 20, 2012, 07:24:27 PM
W puked on the Japanese PM.
Title: Re: And What Presidents Should Do
Post by: LongBlade on December 20, 2012, 07:47:35 PM
Quote from: Longdan on December 20, 2012, 07:24:27 PM
W puked on the Japanese PM.

Yeah, but I think you get a pass with the flu.
Title: Re: And What Presidents Should Do
Post by: Longdan on December 20, 2012, 08:17:05 PM
He said he had the flu.  That's what I would say if I hurled on the Japanese PM.
Or maybe he bumped his head or something.
Title: Re: And What Presidents Should Do
Post by: LongBlade on December 20, 2012, 09:13:07 PM
Quote from: Longdan on December 20, 2012, 08:17:05 PM
He said he had the flu.  That's what I would say if I hurled on the Japanese PM.
Or maybe he bumped his head or something.

I've bumped my head a few times. Would have been glad to testify before congress - unless I had covered up the Benghazi thing. Then I'd probably be bedridden.