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Title: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: DicedT on January 30, 2013, 02:31:11 PM
They would make an awesome avatar. http://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelpeck/2013/01/30/rocket-propelled-cats-and-other-feline-weapons-of-war/
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 30, 2013, 02:34:38 PM
I wouldn't post that at BGG.  You'll get admonished because it's not featured in a wargame anywhere
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: DicedT on January 30, 2013, 02:35:35 PM
It's a card-based rocket cat.
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: LongBlade on January 30, 2013, 02:38:40 PM
Good stuff, Diced. I didn't know that about the pre-WWII usage.

There's a show on one of these cable channels (Military IIRC) that discusses some of the wacky ideas that were tried for early guided bombs during WWII.

One was to use pigeons to home in on ships. Another was to try and use cats' ability to balance to direct them munition. It failed, however, when the cats tended to pass out after the experience of what must have seemed infinite freefall from 10,000+ feet.
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: DicedT on January 30, 2013, 02:46:56 PM
Thanks, Longblade. You just helped me remember my favorite cat weapon story. Article updated.
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on January 30, 2013, 03:30:37 PM
I seem to remember an ancient siege story of tarred cats with lit tails being thrown into a surrounded city. The cats ran setting fire to a large portion of the city. The siege was soon over when the food storage buildings were destroyed. Ghangis Khan?
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: Longdan on January 30, 2013, 03:39:12 PM
You get to have flaming pigs in Rome: Total War.
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: MetalDog on January 30, 2013, 06:02:54 PM
Just the title got me to laugh!  Awesome job!!
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: Centurion40 on January 31, 2013, 08:47:35 AM
Now I want a rocket propelled cat more than a shark with a laser beam.
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: TheCommandTent on January 31, 2013, 09:15:32 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on January 31, 2013, 08:47:35 AM
Now I want a rocket propelled cat more than a shark with a laser beam.


But if we could combine the two, the possibilities would be....  8)
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: Barthheart on January 31, 2013, 09:41:20 AM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on January 31, 2013, 09:15:32 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on January 31, 2013, 08:47:35 AM
Now I want a rocket propelled cat more than a shark with a laser beam.


But if we could combine the two, the possibilities would be....  8)

Cat-astrophic?
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: Staggerwing on January 31, 2013, 09:53:36 AM
QuoteADDITION: I just remembered my favorite cat weapon story: During the Battle of Britain in 1940, when radar was still in its infancy, the British were looking for ways to shoot down German night bombers. Someone sent in the following suggestion:

1. Put cat in cockpit of fighter plane

2. Cat uses night vision to spot German bomber

3. Pilot fires guns in direction where cat is looking at

This needs to be implemented in immediately by 777 studios in their upcoming IL2 reboot in case they or someone else builds a BoB mod for it.
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 31, 2013, 10:10:44 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on January 31, 2013, 09:41:20 AMCat-astrophic?

a purr-fect weapon
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 31, 2013, 10:11:57 AM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on January 31, 2013, 09:15:32 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on January 31, 2013, 08:47:35 AMNow I want a rocket propelled cat more than a shark with a laser beam.
But if we could combine the two, the possibilities would be....  8)

Fin-tastic!
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: Martok on January 31, 2013, 12:52:13 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on January 31, 2013, 09:41:20 AM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on January 31, 2013, 09:15:32 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on January 31, 2013, 08:47:35 AM
Now I want a rocket propelled cat more than a shark with a laser beam.


But if we could combine the two, the possibilities would be....  8)

Cat-astrophic?
<dramatic sigh>  I suppose that was inevitable, really.  ::) 

Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: TheCommandTent on January 31, 2013, 01:07:23 PM
Where is Bob when you need him?
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: W8taminute on January 31, 2013, 03:12:01 PM
^He must be pussyfooting around. 
Title: Re: Rocket-Propelled Cats and Other Feline Weapons
Post by: bob48 on January 31, 2013, 03:13:36 PM
Its just a Tom-ahawk.