<-- Lookie there! I am now a man of rank, and I will expect all the privileges that come with it. I demand an estate, an income and a big green field with lots of sheep in it. Oh, those lovely sheep....
Get to it, site staff chaps!
Sorry but that is Yak cheese. All you get is a Yurt and some tundra scrubgrass.
Don't make me whip out my Scotsman and sheep joke, Huw. 8)
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 03, 2013, 02:32:16 PM
Don't make me whip out my Scotsman and sheep joke, Huw. 8)
welsh steelie - welsh
all a scotsman is going to do is wring it out to see if its got anything to drink in it
Sorry. I have some Welsh in me as well. Irish, Scot, Welsh and Texan.
Quote from: Huw the Poo on March 03, 2013, 02:05:47 PM
<-- Lookie there! I am now a man of rank, and I will expect all the privileges that come with it. I demand an estate, an income and a big green field with lots of sheep in it. Oh, those lovely sheep....
Get to it, site staff chaps!
Oh, mighty one - we are not worthy.....have pity on us peasants.
ps, in case thy had not noticed - I have 6 bits of cheese. That, in case you can't work it out, is same number as you plus one more ;) Therefore, it follows that I am more cheesy than wot you is.
The yak cheese is better than it sounds.
Cool avatar btw Gussy.
Tks...its actually a self portrait, what I wear when I play Shogun 2 and poke around here.
Congrats
Huw. Now start working on that sixth pip! :D
Quote from: Gusington on March 03, 2013, 02:58:46 PM
The yak cheese is better than it sounds.
I don't think I wanna know... ???
What comes after 10 hunks of Yellow Yak Cheese? And how many posts to get there?
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 03, 2013, 02:52:25 PM
Sorry. I have some Welsh in me as well. Irish, Scot, Welsh and Texan.
Me, too. Except the Texan. Though I did spend Spring Break in Texas once.
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 03, 2013, 02:19:02 PM
Sorry but that is Yak cheese. All you get is a Yurt and some tundra scrubgrass.
I had to look up what a yurt (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yurt) is. I'm fine with one of those - it has room for my PC so that'll do. :)
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 03, 2013, 02:43:55 PM
all a scotsman is going to do is wring it out to see if its got anything to drink in it
LMAO!!!
Quote from: bob48 on March 03, 2013, 02:56:05 PM
Oh, mighty one - we are not worthy.....have pity on us peasants.
ps, in case thy had not noticed - I have 6 bits of cheese. That, in case you can't work it out, is same number as you plus one more ;) Therefore, it follows that I am more cheesy than wot you is.
Doesn't it also mean you're a bigger gobshite than I am? ;)
5 cheeses, eh? That's adorable. I remember when I thought being a 5 slicer was a big deal... ;D
In the meantime, this 6 cheese having mofo commands you to bake me a pie.
Quote from: Arctic Blast on March 03, 2013, 03:52:39 PM
5 cheeses, eh? That's adorable. I remember when I thought being a 5 slicer was a big deal... ;D
In the meantime, this 6 cheese having mofo commands you to bake me a pie.
I can't believe you're pulling rank on me, Arctic! I also can't believe Bob missed the opportunity!
I'll make you a surprise pie.
^That sounds... ominous.
Quote from: Huw the Poo on March 03, 2013, 03:56:19 PM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on March 03, 2013, 03:52:39 PM
5 cheeses, eh? That's adorable. I remember when I thought being a 5 slicer was a big deal... ;D
In the meantime, this 6 cheese having mofo commands you to bake me a pie.
I can't believe you're pulling rank on me, Arctic! I also can't believe Bob missed the opportunity!
I'll make you a surprise pie.
... ???
I think I'll give said pie to bob. I don't like the sounds of it.
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 03, 2013, 02:52:25 PM
Sorry. I have some Welsh in me as well. Irish, Scot, Welsh and Texan.
most sheep have had a bit of Welsh in them!
Quote from: LongBlade on March 03, 2013, 03:44:24 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 03, 2013, 02:52:25 PM
Sorry. I have some Welsh in me as well. Irish, Scot, Welsh and Texan.
Me, too. Except the Texan. Though I did spend Spring Break in Texas once.
Did you get drunk and pass out? You've probably had some Texan in you...
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 03, 2013, 04:01:21 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 03, 2013, 02:52:25 PM
Sorry. I have some Welsh in me as well. Irish, Scot, Welsh and Texan.
most sheep have had a bit of Welsh in them!
ouch....LOL
Quote from: Arctic Blast on March 03, 2013, 03:57:33 PM
Quote from: Huw the Poo on March 03, 2013, 03:56:19 PM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on March 03, 2013, 03:52:39 PM
5 cheeses, eh? That's adorable. I remember when I thought being a 5 slicer was a big deal... ;D
In the meantime, this 6 cheese having mofo commands you to bake me a pie.
I can't believe you're pulling rank on me, Arctic! I also can't believe Bob missed the opportunity!
I'll make you a surprise pie.
... ???
I think I'll give said pie to bob. I don't like the sounds of it.
No...um...I have, er...piephobia........pass it on to Geek.
i fear no pie
nommm nommmm nom
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 03, 2013, 05:17:03 PM
i fear no pie
nommm nommmm nom
We'll all be quite curious to see which horrible disease Huw's dessert ends up giving you.
Yeah I'm quite curious myself!
Nah, no worries, Geeks been to lots of wierd foreign places, including Newcastle, and is immune to just about everything by now.
Having dined on lithuanian head cheese I am beyond fear and disease!
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 04, 2013, 03:08:02 PM
Having dined on lithuanian head cheese I am beyond fear and disease!
My ghast is flabbered :o
Almost induced bulemia but I couldn't bear seeing it again
Oh. You were introduced to Bulemia. She being one of those 'high cheekbone slavic chicks' you were tellin' me about?
How many cheeses do I have?
Oh, ok, that many.
I outrank alla youse. I am the cheesiest.
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 04, 2013, 07:13:45 PM
I outrank alla youse. I am the cheesiest.
Wanna know a secret? It goes to ten.
I'd make it eleven, but that would be copying somebody. And I am obsessed with originality.
LB, you should have a permanent rank of "Infinity".
Just to keep the rabble down, you know.
Quote from: LongBlade on March 04, 2013, 08:07:01 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 04, 2013, 07:13:45 PM
I outrank alla youse. I am the cheesiest.
Wanna know a secret? It goes to ten.
I'd make it eleven, but that would be copying somebody. And I am obsessed with originality.
Whatt happens after ten? Do we start all over but with with blocks of Bacon?
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 04, 2013, 08:22:12 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 04, 2013, 08:07:01 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 04, 2013, 07:13:45 PM
I outrank alla youse. I am the cheesiest.
Wanna know a secret? It goes to ten.
I'd make it eleven, but that would be copying somebody. And I am obsessed with originality.
Whatt happens after ten? Do we start all over but with with blocks of Bacon?
Hmmm.
Just goes to show, bacon improves everything!
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 04, 2013, 10:43:13 PM
Just goes to show, bacon improves everything!
None of you maggots has earned the right to a single slice of Bacon!
Bacon slices...now that's clever and appropriate...
I want bacon!!!
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1187.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fz397%2FSoccerDJ04%2Fh4804A062_zpsf86387df.jpg&hash=5a91e6352244aaffca199ebb197bde5335f8053e)
how many has i?
only 4?
hmm.
looks like i've got a life.
:)
Quote from: Keunert on March 05, 2013, 09:51:43 AM
only 4?
hmm.
looks like i've got a life.
:)
What's that cheese envy Keunert? :D
live your life.
fluck the cheese.
no envy here, just tears of a clown.
Quote from: Keunert on March 05, 2013, 02:13:43 PM
live your life.
fluck the cheese.
Heh! Amen to that.
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 04, 2013, 07:13:45 PM
I outrank alla youse. I am the cheesiest.
I bow to your superior cheesedom.
being Swiss i should at least get some honorary Emmentaler badge.
Quote from: Gusington on March 03, 2013, 02:58:46 PM
The yak cheese is better than it sounds.
Hey Gus, how come you and Steelie get Blue Cheese? Are you Gourmet mods? ;) :P
Congrats Huw, I believe you are now eligible to wear one of these...
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.cdn.turner.com%2Fsi%2Fmultimedia%2Fphoto_gallery%2F1101%2Fnfl.green.bay.packers.cheeseheads%2Fimages%2Fangry_lil_cheesehead.jpg&hash=8679175e2556dc0c2ddec33b48758075694d4e9a)
Quote from: Boggit on March 05, 2013, 06:56:55 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 03, 2013, 02:58:46 PM
The yak cheese is better than it sounds.
Hey Gus, how come you and Steelie get Blue Cheese? Are you Gourmet mods? ;) :P
We're special.
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 05, 2013, 09:44:19 PM
Quote from: Boggit on March 05, 2013, 06:56:55 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 03, 2013, 02:58:46 PM
The yak cheese is better than it sounds.
Hey Gus, how come you and Steelie get Blue Cheese? Are you Gourmet mods? ;) :P
We're special.
I thought it was because ya'll are old and moldy? :P
Quote from: TheCommandTent on March 05, 2013, 09:49:10 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 05, 2013, 09:44:19 PM
Quote from: Boggit on March 05, 2013, 06:56:55 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 03, 2013, 02:58:46 PM
The yak cheese is better than it sounds.
Hey Gus, how come you and Steelie get Blue Cheese? Are you Gourmet mods? ;) :P
We're special.
I thought it was because ya'll are old and moldy? :P
Granted, that's the second possibility. But in Gus' defense, he ain't old....just moldy.
Special Gus? Special Steelie?
I'm not sure I want to go there... ???
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 05, 2013, 09:53:35 PM
Special Gus? Special Steelie?
I'm not sure I want to go there... ???
Don't worry...if you don't, someone else will, ha!
Quote from: Keunert on March 05, 2013, 04:51:56 PM
being Swiss i should at least get some honorary Emmentaler badge.
That argument is full of holes.
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 05, 2013, 09:50:11 PM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on March 05, 2013, 09:49:10 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 05, 2013, 09:44:19 PM
Quote from: Boggit on March 05, 2013, 06:56:55 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 03, 2013, 02:58:46 PM
The yak cheese is better than it sounds.
Hey Gus, how come you and Steelie get Blue Cheese? Are you Gourmet mods? ;) :P
We're special.
I thought it was because ya'll are old and moldy? :P
Granted, that's the second possibility. But in Gus' defense, he ain't old....just moldy.
To me he is :)
Quote from: steve58 on March 05, 2013, 08:41:01 PM
Congrats Huw, I believe you are now eligible to wear one of these...
Aw shucks, I couldn't possibly pull that off as well as that kid!
Quote from: bob48 on March 04, 2013, 03:11:20 PM
My ghast is flabbered :o
Quote from: Keunert on March 05, 2013, 02:13:43 PM
live your life.
fluck the cheese.
Well well. I do believe these are both going in my sig line. :)
Martok, you are a man of impeccable taste - actually, I was tempted to adopt Kenny's as well, its a corker!
I'm a sig-line whore. You gotta be fast if you want to beat me to the punch. 8)
thank you guys, consider me a scholar of you masters.
I'm bored of having five pieces of cheese now. When do I get my sixth? I don't have to incessantly spam the board like Undercovergeek and Bob do, do I?
Yes. Yes you will.
Talk a lot about mushy peas or the like. You'll be catching up in no time.
And tea and scones?
Quote from: Staggerwing on July 04, 2013, 07:15:33 AM
Talk a lot about mushy peas or the like. You'll be catching up in no time.
dont diss the mushy peas!
Quote from: Huw the Poo on July 04, 2013, 06:38:53 AM
I'm bored of having five pieces of cheese now. When do I get my sixth? I don't have to incessantly spam the board like Undercovergeek and Bob do, do I?
slander!
just two guys swapping recipes
Mushy peas are minging.
Quote from: undercovergeek on July 04, 2013, 07:23:00 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on July 04, 2013, 07:15:33 AM
Talk a lot about mushy peas or the like. You'll be catching up in no time.
dont diss the mushy peas!
I wouldn't dream of it. We don't have such sophisticated fare on our side of the moat so I've never partaken. ;D
Suppose we could always order it canned from the cyber-importer...
Quote from: Staggerwing on July 04, 2013, 07:29:05 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on July 04, 2013, 07:23:00 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on July 04, 2013, 07:15:33 AM
Talk a lot about mushy peas or the like. You'll be catching up in no time.
dont diss the mushy peas!
I wouldn't dream of it. We don't have such sophisticated fare on our side of the moat so I've never partaken. ;D
Suppose we could always order it canned from the cyber-importer...
Yorkshire caviar
Bit of pepper, bit of sugar on a pork pie - nom nom nom
I *can* change those slices of cheese.
It's just that I haven't spent any thought on what to change them to or where to make/get such swanky graphics.
The good news? Our forum software appears to be in no danger of failing to produce more cheese!
Quote from: LongBlade on July 04, 2013, 08:08:30 AM
The good news? Our forum software members appears to be in no danger of failing to produce more cheese!
fixed
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 04, 2013, 08:25:45 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 04, 2013, 08:08:30 AM
The good news? Our forum software members appears to be in no danger of failing to produce more cheese!
fixed
Says the head cheese ;)
But LB, you don't have any cheese below your name! Just a caltrop!
Quote from: LongBlade on July 04, 2013, 08:08:30 AMIt's just that I haven't spent any thought on what to change them to or where to make/get such swanky graphics.
bullets?
shields?
Boobies! \o/
some kind of coat of arms maybe.
http://www.makeyourcoatofarms.com/
Grogheads' Crossed Swords and Hex.
Quote from: Huw the Poo on July 04, 2013, 06:38:53 AM
I'm bored of having five pieces of cheese now. When do I get my sixth? I don't have to incessantly spam the board like Undercovergeek and Bob do, do I?
Its the only way. In the absence of anything sensible to say, Geek and I resort to either (a) trading insults (b) trading insults, or, that old favourite stand-by (c) trading insults.
...and bewbs.
As long as it's not bawbs bewbs.
^My bewbs are bigger'n your bewbs!
Quote from: bob48 on July 04, 2013, 08:52:59 AM
^My bewbs are bigger'n your bewbs!
.... Not really something to be proud of there Bob...... :P
^I have to agree
Quote from: Barthheart on July 04, 2013, 08:55:06 AM
Quote from: bob48 on July 04, 2013, 08:52:59 AM
^My bewbs are bigger'n your bewbs!
.... Not really something to be proud of there Bob...... :P
Damn no, you're right. I obviously was confused. We all know that MD has huge bewbs compaired with my punny little man-bumps (with hairs).
The only huge bewbs that hang around with me are you guys.
And don't we just love it..you bet we do.
Quote from: Huw the Poo on July 04, 2013, 08:37:28 AM
But LB, you don't have any cheese below your name! Just a caltrop!
Yes, I drop those so the NSA can't follow me as easily across the web. (https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1081.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj349%2Flongblade%2FSmilies%2Fninja1.gif&hash=619a05a87bfd2b42750178c8694a0891355832d0)
How many do I have?
Sweeeet! :D
The same number as Huw in fact.
Race you to six, Toonces!
How can the little cheeses relate to post count? Star has wayyyyyyyyyyy more posts than you do ..... Huw.
but he has one cheese
maybe its quality posts?
It may refer to earned posts. :D
My cheese disappeared in the fog.
;D I'll just bet it did. The only mystery would be what the 'fog' was comprised of...
Isn't Starfury's post count artificially inflated? Perhaps LB decided that he shouldn't have the cheese to go with it. Serves him right for being so vain. ;)
I'll donate to Star's cheese deficiency.
Medical Science is hard at work to correct most deficiencies.
Good luck!
Quote from: Windigo on July 04, 2013, 02:16:16 PM
How can the little cheeses relate to post count? Star has wayyyyyyyyyyy more posts than you do ..... Huw.
but he has one cheese
maybe its quality posts?
Actually...after ten (I think) I reset to one.
Since that only affects Star and me currently (and my posts are the only legit count) I didn't figure it would matter. At some point I figured someone would complain and I could put a different color up.
OK OK!!! I finally figured out how everyone's post counts got into the thousands!!!! ;)
That's right tuna, in RL we are all colour commentators....
Cough, cough!
lol
Quote from: bob48 on August 14, 2013, 03:34:47 PM
lol
isn't it supposed to be a slight but distinct retraction??
erm....when in doubt........Run awaaayyyyy
Wait let me see how many I have...
Crap, still five. You da man Huw! 8)
Well done!
Hey, I'm at eight pieces now! Didn't even notice til my last post.
I bow to your superior cheesyness!
Gouda for you!
You guys are muensters with the puns.
Cheese puns are a bit like Grogs version of the Battle of the Bulge. Wacht am Rind.
Bob, you're faster than Speedy Gorgonzola.
I'm just limbergering up.
Havarti har har.
I Crava some inspiration here.......
I cheddar to think what you will come up with next...
Brie that as it may...
I camembert much more of this.
But uou mozz!
You autun do that.
lol - I'm getting creamed here.
I guess I don't know Jack about it. It colby that I wasn't paying enough attention.
you guys can take these puns and chevre 'em
Come on, bra. These puns are the butte of our jokes. I'm sure you think it's a bunch of manur, but I think we have the remedou to what ails you.
Time to curd your enthusiasm.
We.re not Silton about cheese are we?
Well, I suppose that this thread can be read now or Red Leicester.
I can't think of any more puns and it's making me bleu.
all this thread needs now is Kenny
OK - hands up all those who have had to resport to google for cheeses?
<holds hand up>
I had to look up Red Leicester. I remember it from the Python skit but wasn't sure about it.
Red Leicester is one of my favorite cheeses. I'ts lovely melted on toast!
It's supposed to be like cheddar, just a bit crumblier, no?
Quote from: bob48 on August 25, 2013, 05:41:20 AMOK - hands up all those who have had to resport to google for cheeses?
This col-by the end of these puns, then? Asiago read something else...
Quote from: Staggerwing on August 25, 2013, 06:18:06 AM
It's supposed to be like cheddar, just a bit crumblier, no?
It is a bit crumbly - but there again, there are more varieties of cheddar than you can shake a milking stool at. :)
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 25, 2013, 06:18:35 AM
Quote from: bob48 on August 25, 2013, 05:41:20 AMOK - hands up all those who have had to resport to google for cheeses?
This col-by the end of these puns, then? Asiago read something else...
Oh, I dunno - there are still cheese name in Abondance.