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Title: Latest on Syria
Post by: MIGMaster on March 02, 2012, 09:38:16 AM
Just had a look at the Globe and Mail and the head line reads Putin backs away from Assad:

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/putin-backs-away-from-assad-regime/article2355956/

Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 02, 2012, 09:49:21 AM
He's too busy to deal w/ Assad right now

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Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: 0kult13 on March 02, 2012, 09:59:12 AM
is he playing . the biscuit game
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Centurion40 on March 02, 2012, 10:18:07 AM
Man!  That's a Ritz cracker!  8)
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Bayonet_Chris on March 02, 2012, 10:20:00 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 02, 2012, 09:49:21 AM
He's too busy to deal w/ Assad right now

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If you're blue and you don't know...
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: LongBlade on March 02, 2012, 10:43:26 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on March 02, 2012, 10:18:07 AM
Man!  That's a Ritz cracker!  8)

I know. As if he wasn't cool enough just with his shirt off. Now he rides magical Ritz crackers, too.

That man is amazing! There's no way he can lose this election. I don't even think he'll have to stuff the ballots.

Much.
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Centurion40 on March 02, 2012, 10:45:22 AM
Yeah man!  Although he may stuff a few opponents into the trunks of stolen cars, and burn them.
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: MIGMaster on March 02, 2012, 10:48:52 AM
Remember guys - only the monkey knows !!!!!!!!!!
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Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Gusington on March 02, 2012, 11:13:05 AM
^That monkey...again. I would vote for the monkey.
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Centurion40 on March 02, 2012, 11:16:21 AM
He'll be the Russian Vice President, you know.
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Gusington on March 02, 2012, 11:22:33 AM
The monkey appears to know what's what. I like him.
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: MIGMaster on March 02, 2012, 11:53:59 AM
I think it would be cool if we could have an Official Groghead Monkey. I wonder what they cost ?
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 02, 2012, 11:58:55 AM
Quote from: MIGMaster on March 02, 2012, 11:53:59 AM
I think it would be cool if we could have an Official Groghead Monkey. I wonder what they cost ?

I dunno.  Gus, how much do you cost?
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: LongBlade on March 02, 2012, 12:00:06 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 02, 2012, 11:58:55 AM
Quote from: MIGMaster on March 02, 2012, 11:53:59 AM
I think it would be cool if we could have an Official Groghead Monkey. I wonder what they cost ?

I dunno.  Gus, how much do you cost?

Amazingly, I immediately thought of Gus, too.

Steelie is probably harrier, though.
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Gusington on March 02, 2012, 12:04:03 PM
Do you want me with the organ grinder or without? That really didn't come out right.
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Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: LongBlade on March 02, 2012, 12:05:29 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 02, 2012, 12:04:03 PM
Do you want me with the organ grinder or without? That really didn't come out right.
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No, that came out perfectly.

The entire staff should be equipped with organ grinders. Possibly two.
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: MIGMaster on March 02, 2012, 12:10:19 PM
I had no idea Gus could turn conversations into monkey porn ! Now that's talent !
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Gusington on March 02, 2012, 12:15:43 PM
That and the little dances I do during staff meetings is why I'm still here. Oh and content writing as well :)
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Martok on March 02, 2012, 01:56:06 PM
Quote from: MIGMaster on March 02, 2012, 12:10:19 PM
I had no idea Gus could turn conversations into monkey porn ! Now that's talent !
Gusington is our very own Chekhov's Gun. 

Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 20, 2012, 06:42:53 AM
two news updates on Syria:

Russian "anti-terror" troops heading to Syria

http://grognews.blogspot.com/2012/03/russian-troops-to-syria.html

Syrian state TV accuses a soccer team of passing iso to the rebels in the way they play on the field

http://grognews.blogspot.com/2012/03/syrian-tv-says-soccer-team-is-acting.html
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Barthheart on March 20, 2012, 07:04:45 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 20, 2012, 06:42:53 AM
two news updates on Syria:

Russian "anti-terror" troops heading to Syria

http://grognews.blogspot.com/2012/03/russian-troops-to-syria.html

Syrian state TV accuses a soccer team of passing iso to the rebels in the way they play on the field

http://grognews.blogspot.com/2012/03/syrian-tv-says-soccer-team-is-acting.html

Wow. First story is not good news.  :-\

The second is hysterical!  ;D
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: TheCommandTent on March 20, 2012, 07:34:08 AM
It will be interesting to see how the rest of the world especially the US responds to this move by the Russians.
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: LongBlade on March 20, 2012, 07:57:03 AM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on March 20, 2012, 07:34:08 AM
It will be interesting to see how the rest of the world especially the US responds to this move by the Russians.

Everyone and their dog seems to want in on this fight.

Except us.
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 20, 2012, 08:23:51 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 20, 2012, 07:57:03 AMEveryone and their dog seems to want in on this fight.
Except us.

http://grognews.blogspot.com/2012/03/questions-to-answer-before-going-to-war.html
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: LongBlade on March 20, 2012, 09:13:56 AM
Good points.

1. HOW IS THIS OUR FIGHT? Depriving the Iranians of a client shuts down yet another avenue to export terror. If we prevail we have the opportunity to shape that region and further stabilize it.

2. AT WHAT COST? So far no full-blown forces have intervened; it's more like a classic Cold-War style proxy war.

3. OR WHAT? Cede the results to players hostile to our interests.

4. AND WHO ELSE? Everyone is already in the game. Except us.

5. THEN WHAT? Then we return to classic Mid-East tensions, but this time with a Syria that is less hostile to Israel and more hostile to Iran. Lebanon stabilizes. Iraq is relatively stable. We can then turn our attention to Egypt to help it stabilize, and to the Straights where Iran now has to calculate how it will act up with one significantly less puppet state to wreck havoc and complicate the issue.
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Gusington on March 20, 2012, 09:49:11 AM
Hmm Russians in Syria...very 1983. This cannot be good in the short term. The Mideast gets more like Europe in the 1930s or the 1910s every day.
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: LongBlade on March 26, 2012, 10:21:00 AM
Norway has just closed its embassy there.

QuoteThe Norwegian Foreign Ministry says it has decided to close down its embassy in Damascus due to security concerns.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/03/26/norway-closes-embassy-in-syria/?test=latestnews#ixzz1qEjARhAe
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Windigo on March 26, 2012, 12:25:49 PM
the ruskkies want a look at the nuke program....
the ruskkies want a tripwire in the region....
the ruskkies do not want their chinese buddies to have all the fun in the region (like they have in Africa)
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Gusington on March 26, 2012, 12:52:30 PM
The Turks also pulled out their diplomats: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZgzmwsad8cWvxCPJVjWIOMhrE2w?docId=0f039ad08ee940b896dfd7cf2f9995a9
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on March 26, 2012, 03:12:52 PM
Do NOT get a monkey!  They're like pure evil mixed with yellow dye #5.

I was dating a nurse in ajapan and she had a pet monkey.  Every time I went over to her place, the thing would start freaking out and screeching.  She'd have to put it in another room and throw a blanket over its cage to shut it up, but even that wouldn't last.  If we started getting busy, the thing would go nuts and shake its cage until it would fall off it's stand.  That's right, I was repeatedly cock blocked by another species.

Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Gusington on March 26, 2012, 09:36:37 PM
Pet my monkey, SDR.
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on March 27, 2012, 05:36:32 PM
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Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Centurion40 on March 27, 2012, 05:42:51 PM
Retort of the week!  Well played yet again SDR, well played indeed.
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Gusington on March 28, 2012, 10:24:13 AM
That was a good round.

Anyone have any more info on Russians in Syria?
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Seytan on March 31, 2012, 02:53:00 AM
Russia better pray the nuclear tech they sold Iran dosnt come back to bite them in the arse down the road if nothing happens to halt the program. I frankly wouldnt discount the Chechens "somehow" getting thier hands on a dirty bomb and detonating it in the Moscow metro if the Iranians are allowed to do as they please.

That...really would be ironic.
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: MIGMaster on March 31, 2012, 10:34:48 AM
Good point - I never thought of that.
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Martok on March 31, 2012, 11:50:29 AM
Quote from: Seytan on March 31, 2012, 02:53:00 AM
Russia better pray the nuclear tech they sold Iran dosnt come back to bite them in the arse down the road if nothing happens to halt the program. I frankly wouldnt discount the Chechens "somehow" getting thier hands on a dirty bomb and detonating it in the Moscow metro if the Iranians are allowed to do as they please.

That...really would be ironic.
I would call that karmic justice. 


Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Windigo on April 01, 2012, 10:08:22 PM
Quote from: Martok on March 31, 2012, 11:50:29 AM
Quote from: Seytan on March 31, 2012, 02:53:00 AM
Russia better pray the nuclear tech they sold Iran dosnt come back to bite them in the arse down the road if nothing happens to halt the program. I frankly wouldnt discount the Chechens "somehow" getting thier hands on a dirty bomb and detonating it in the Moscow metro if the Iranians are allowed to do as they please.

That...really would be ironic.
I would call that karmic justice.

I would call it a really bad move by the chechins who would be pogromed into the history books
Title: Re: Latest on Syria
Post by: Martok on April 02, 2012, 01:16:25 AM
^  That too.