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for anyone who has ever pulled SDO/SDNCO, you will hurt your spleen laughing at these (https://www.facebook.com/duffelblog/posts/608724809155073).
Quote1534: CSM spots a group of privates with 2 floor buffers taking turns rising them rodeo style wearing Kevlar helmets.
Yells at them for not wearing PT belts.
not to be outdone...
Quote2137 - Privates Jones, Doe and Sanchez transported to Troop Medical Clinic with broken bones, bruises, internal injuries and severe lacerations. While performing non judicial company level punishment, privates decide to hold 1st annual buffer rodeo in 2nd platoon latrine. Private Jones had been riding on buffer #2 (Hereafter known as"El Diablo") for a record 27 seconds when something went awry. Jones and "El Diablo" charged straight towards Private Doe. In his terror Doe fled backwards smashing into Sanchez causing both to lose their footing on the stripper covered wet floor. Jones began laughing so hard he feel off the buffer wedging the handle between sinks 1 and 2 in the latrine. The power handle was still depressed as the buffer swung back and forth wildly striking Jones, Doe and Sanchez causing said broken bones and internal injuries. Sanchez tried to stop "El Diablo" but slipped again his chin hitting the floor rendering him incapacitated. "El Diablo" broke free and pinned Doe against commode #1. SDNCO contacting B Co 1SG.
Quote0330- doc called to room for possible loss of consciousness but senior lance corporals decided to tape new marines in between two mattresses and throw them off the second floor.
Quote2300: Lost LT from different post conducts SDO checks
QuotePFC Smith pinned under vending machine after rockin it back and forth to get his Snickers. Action taken: Logged.
how did you miss this:
Quote0230 Chaplin on deck said something about craigslist and is currently in Pfc Schmukatellis room, lights are off.
I wasn't posting them all - I needed to give y'all some to discover.
This popped up in my FaceBook "on this day" feed today... still f'n hilarious
This is gold. Thanks for posting, Brant.