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Title: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: DicedT on June 19, 2013, 06:03:49 PM
http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2013/06/19/navy_responds_to_crunch_scandal
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: Longdan on June 19, 2013, 06:29:05 PM
Now you are going to tell us Hogan's Hero's wasn't real.
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: DicedT on June 19, 2013, 06:46:31 PM
There has not been one escape from Stalag 13.
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: mirth on June 19, 2013, 07:28:11 PM
What about Captain Kangaroo? ...Wait I don't want to know.
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: Gusington on June 19, 2013, 07:42:20 PM
Captain Kangaroo was a Major.
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 19, 2013, 07:51:37 PM
and a Marine.
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: Staggerwing on June 19, 2013, 07:56:28 PM
And attended Fordham U.
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: mirth on June 19, 2013, 08:00:18 PM
And he was Clarabell.
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: Gusington on June 19, 2013, 08:11:50 PM
And he had a bitchin' mustache.
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 19, 2013, 08:25:29 PM
Gus likes the mustache ride.
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Post by: DoctorQuest on June 19, 2013, 08:39:27 PM
There. Now you've ruined it for everyone.
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 19, 2013, 09:11:11 PM
not really.
do you know how cute he is?
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: DicedT on June 19, 2013, 10:47:35 PM
Captain Kangaroo is a whole 'nuther story: http://www.snopes.com/military/celebrities/leemarvin.asp
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: Martok on June 20, 2013, 03:45:22 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 19, 2013, 09:11:11 PM
not really.
do you know how cute he is?
Which one?  Gus, or Captain Kangaroo? 

Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: undercovergeek on June 20, 2013, 03:47:00 AM
i think Gus is a given, i assumed Capt Kangaroo but im not googling Captains with Moustaches for all the money in the world
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 20, 2013, 04:23:21 AM
of course Gus is a given.
what kind of question is that Martok?
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: Centurion40 on June 20, 2013, 12:12:36 PM
Wouldn't Gus be Private Kangaroo, or perhaps Private 'possum?
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Post by: LongBlade on June 20, 2013, 01:03:47 PM
I thought Gus went by the screen name Private Garden?
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Post by: Staggerwing on June 20, 2013, 05:56:26 PM
Private Viewing?
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 20, 2013, 05:58:06 PM
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: LongBlade on June 20, 2013, 10:45:45 PM
Apparently DicedT has started a trend: http://security.blogs.cnn.com/2013/06/20/a-cereal-imposter-is-capn-crunch-really-a-captain/?hpt=hp_c4
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: Martok on June 20, 2013, 10:54:39 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 20, 2013, 04:23:21 AM
of course Gus is a given.
what kind of question is that Martok?
Given some of your apparent/implied...proclivities, I wasn't going to assume! 

Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: Longdan on June 20, 2013, 11:13:33 PM
Cap'n Crunch, rum, buggery and the lash.  Only the last two are left.  The navy stripped of another tradition by lefty PC buggers.
It made for a great Saturday morning cartoon.
Don't try this at home kids!
Title: Re: U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain
Post by: mirth on June 22, 2013, 04:23:30 PM
You just know this is going to be turned into an episode of NCIS.
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Post by: Gusington on June 22, 2013, 08:34:10 PM
I am f*cking adorable.