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Digital Gaming => Computer Gaming => Topic started by: bayonetbrant on June 22, 2013, 11:44:29 AM

Title: Cracked's Worst Breasts in Video Games
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 22, 2013, 11:44:29 AM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-14-worst-boobs-in-history-video-games_p1/

The best is their description of Ivy from Soul Calibur

QuoteHer chest technically makes Soul Calibur steampunk, because they love zeppelins and other fictional things that would never work in the real world. She wore less clothing with every game up until Soul Calibur IV, which is impressive, because a strip club would have told her first incarnation to leave something to the imagination. Her whip used more material than her fourth costume.

and

QuoteThey targeted mammaries for profit more explicitly than the dairy industry, and without the health benefits. In their attitude toward women, the fighting game community now ranks somewhere between the Dark Ages and the Dark Ages during a Viking attack.

the others are equally amusing
Title: Re: Cracked's Worst Breasts in Video Games
Post by: Sir Slash on June 22, 2013, 01:30:56 PM
 I for one would like to be the first here to stick-up for women, real or graphically imagined, that feel the need to bare their breasts while fighting monsters with sharp swords or shooting machine-guns with heavy recoil mechanisms. Ladies, let them be FREE.
Title: Re: Cracked's Worst Breasts in Video Games
Post by: bob48 on June 22, 2013, 02:34:33 PM
LOL - I like sticking up for women.

Oops, sorry. My decorum slipped a bit there.
Title: Re: Cracked's Worst Breasts in Video Games
Post by: Longdan on June 22, 2013, 04:03:28 PM
I like free range chickens.
Title: Re: Cracked's Worst Breasts in Video Games
Post by: Huw the Poo on June 22, 2013, 04:34:27 PM
BOOBIES! \o/
Title: Re: Cracked's Worst Breasts in Video Games
Post by: bob48 on June 22, 2013, 05:10:41 PM
^+100
Title: Re: Cracked's Worst Breasts in Video Games
Post by: Yskonyn on June 23, 2013, 04:53:08 AM
In France they must have some form of Womens League of Freedom, because there is a fairly large area of Air Traffic Control that goes by the callsign of Brest Control.
You talk to a female more often than a male here.
I forgive the Frech for the typo.
Title: Re: Cracked's Worst Breasts in Video Games
Post by: bob48 on June 23, 2013, 05:32:35 AM
^LOL - I must look for that next time on on FSX!