Testicle biting fish - sounds like something from a bad B-Movie!
http://www.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news/testicle-biting-fish-found-paris-could-be-way-uk/2010470/
how about a 6-clawed lobster?!
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.grindtv.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F09%2Fbest-lobster-photo-.jpg&hash=e50a5b48aeb18af197f01a15b298bd47305622a7)
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/rare-six-clawed-lobster-is-caught-off-massachusetts/
Much as I love seafood, I think I'll pass on that one...
Edward Scissorclaw!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn