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IRL (In Real Life) => Current Events => Topic started by: besilarius on October 18, 2013, 02:36:42 PM

Title: GRU report that Obama is nuking Charleston
Post by: besilarius on October 18, 2013, 02:36:42 PM
http://www.eutimes.net/2013/10/obama-ousts-top-officers-after-nuke-explodes-in-ocean-instead-of-charleston/?fb_action_ids=749486711733375&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map

Well, Charleston is as good as any other location.
Looks to be an old style GRU disinformation leak that the EU Times is happy to propagate.
Title: Re: GRU report that Obama is nuking Charleston
Post by: LongBlade on October 18, 2013, 03:57:14 PM
Maybe the good ole days are back?
Title: Re: GRU report that Obama is nuking Charleston
Post by: Staggerwing on October 18, 2013, 06:24:16 PM
QuoteWhile Admiral Giardina and General Carey were the first to note Obama's transferring of nuclear weapons to Charleston outside of the normal chain of command, GRU experts say in this report, Generals Gurganus and Sturdevant were tasked with leading US Marine troops from Camp Lejeune in North Carolina to begin the implementation of martial law after this false flag attack had taken place.

But did the editors pronounce it correctly while verbally proofreading?
Title: Re: GRU report that Obama is nuking Charleston
Post by: W8taminute on October 18, 2013, 08:24:55 PM
This can't be real can it?
Title: Re: GRU report that Obama is nuking Charleston
Post by: Staggerwing on October 18, 2013, 08:57:01 PM
G.R.U. must now be the initials of the Russian version of the Weekly World News.

(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jplegacy.org%2Fjpencyclopedia%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F09%2FDinosaurs-on-Mars.jpg&hash=05383b976ee5829814ba77670b96d0ff893c0047)
Title: Re: GRU report that Obama is nuking Charleston
Post by: LongBlade on October 19, 2013, 12:30:03 AM
Quote from: W8taminute on October 18, 2013, 08:24:55 PM
This can't be real can it?

This is the internet. It has to be real. Otherwise the government wouldn't spend billions of dollars analyzing everything we post.
Title: Re: GRU report that Obama is nuking Charleston
Post by: Centurion40 on October 21, 2013, 10:25:55 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on October 18, 2013, 08:57:01 PM
G.R.U. must now be the initials of the Russian version of the Weekly World News.

(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jplegacy.org%2Fjpencyclopedia%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F09%2FDinosaurs-on-Mars.jpg&hash=05383b976ee5829814ba77670b96d0ff893c0047)

Thanks heavens!!  The WWN went out of print back in 2007.  That void needs to be filled!!  Hmmm, I wonder if they'll cover Bat Boy stories?
Title: Re: GRU report that Obama is nuking Charleston
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 21, 2013, 10:41:30 AM
if you really wanted to nuke the South Carolina tea partiers, you need to aim further upstate toward GSP.  Charleston is half old-money Southerners chilling at the golf course and half new-money northerners for whom "winter" is a verb buying all the beach-front property and forcing the native to drive to the golf course instead of walking.
Title: Re: GRU report that Obama is nuking Charleston
Post by: Arctic Blast on October 21, 2013, 03:44:15 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on October 21, 2013, 10:25:55 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on October 18, 2013, 08:57:01 PM
G.R.U. must now be the initials of the Russian version of the Weekly World News.

(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jplegacy.org%2Fjpencyclopedia%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F09%2FDinosaurs-on-Mars.jpg&hash=05383b976ee5829814ba77670b96d0ff893c0047)

Thanks heavens!!  The WWN went out of print back in 2007.  That void needs to be filled!!  Hmmm, I wonder if they'll cover Bat Boy stories?

Still exists online, dude! http://weeklyworldnews.com/

Title: Re: GRU report that Obama is nuking Charleston
Post by: Centurion40 on October 21, 2013, 11:22:55 PM
And the lead story is on Bat Boy.  Oh the lost years....
Title: Re: GRU report that Obama is nuking Charleston
Post by: Arctic Blast on October 22, 2013, 09:04:28 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on October 21, 2013, 11:22:55 PM
And the lead story is on Bat Boy.  Oh the lost years....

That lovable scamp is still out there, making mischief and terrifying the little crap out of people.