http://www.strangehistory.net/2013/10/28/jokes-from-world-war-2/
Rather like the Polish submarine commander.
Good stuff
bes; thanks for sharing!
This one was definitely my favorite:
QuoteA Polish submarine captain is asked: 'you see in your periscope a German and a Soviet cruiser. Which one do you attack first?' 'Of course the German one' the Pole answers, 'duty comes always before pleasure.'
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'Finns guarding your flank' is pure gold as well.
Those are fun. Thanks, Bes.
An Italian tank and a German tank collide during a sandstorm in the North African desert. The Italian tank commander jumps out yelling "I surrender! I surrender!" The German tank commander shoots him.
Monty tells the Canadian Officer that they shall lead an attack on a paticular town in France. The American and British officers shows puzzled concern. The Russian Officer, is positively fearful. "The Canadians won't have sufficient manpower to do it. At best they have a 1-1 ratio of troops vs. defenders. Far below our doctrine levels of at least 3-1... hell 10-1 for our Ivan friends"
The Canadian officer sniffs, "been doing it all war boys, why change it now."