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IRL (In Real Life) => Current Events => Topic started by: GDS_Starfury on November 12, 2013, 01:37:58 AM

Title: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: GDS_Starfury on November 12, 2013, 01:37:58 AM
this takes some balls.

QuoteRed Square has seen a lot over the centuries, from public executions to giant military parades, but a performance artist broke new ground on Sunday when he nailed his scrotum to cobblestones in a painful act of protest.Pyotr Pavlensky said the protest was his response to Russia's descent into a "police state" and was timed to coincide with Police Day, which Russia's law enforcement officials celebrated on Sunday.

"The performance can be seen as a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference and fatalism of contemporary Russian society," Pavlensky said in a statement. "As the government turns the country into one big prison, stealing from the people and using the money to grow and enrich the police apparatus and other repressive structures, society is allowing this, and forgetting its numerical advantage, is bringing the triumph of the police state closer by its inaction."
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: LongBlade on November 12, 2013, 07:05:43 AM
Any punishment they come up with is likely to be a relief in comparison.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: Staggerwing on November 12, 2013, 07:14:30 AM
One wonders how careful the cops were when they removed him from his spot.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 12, 2013, 07:42:34 AM
I wonder if his job sacked him.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: Staggerwing on November 12, 2013, 07:49:16 AM
If not he probably bagged himself a nice reprimand. Still, it takes a lot of balls to confront the Russian Gov't.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 12, 2013, 07:51:35 AM
It took some stones to nail his rocks to the rocks.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: W8taminute on November 12, 2013, 11:15:29 AM
He busted his balls trying to make his point but apparently no one would listen.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: GDS_Starfury on November 12, 2013, 11:20:28 AM
oh Im pretty sure he nailed his point down.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: LongBlade on November 12, 2013, 11:25:33 AM
It's shocking only because so few people let it all hang out there anymore.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: GDS_Starfury on November 12, 2013, 11:28:55 AM
do you know how hard it is to actually fix a masonry nail into cobblestone?
its a real ball buster as they arent the sharpest things in construction.

(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fb2bimg.bridgat.com%2Ffiles%2Fcut_masonry_nails.jpg&hash=b8b9650a63af162daed3429715c997c348b0b6b3)
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 12, 2013, 11:29:59 AM
Don't testes him; he'd totally do it again.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: GDS_Starfury on November 12, 2013, 11:33:33 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on November 12, 2013, 07:14:30 AM
One wonders how careful the cops were when they removed him from his spot.

Im sure youve seen Russian Internal Security remove protesters before.
Id be surprised if they bothered to take the nail out first.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: GDS_Starfury on November 12, 2013, 11:34:13 AM
now wheres Bawb? Im sure he could hammer this topic.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: LongBlade on November 12, 2013, 11:41:30 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 12, 2013, 11:34:13 AM
now wheres Bawb? Im sure he could hammer this topic.

I'm sure he's nailing down a problem somewhere.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: W8taminute on November 12, 2013, 11:55:24 AM
Don't you think it's time to put the hammer down and make Bawb post comments here?
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: GDS_Starfury on November 12, 2013, 11:59:01 AM
I fear he's stapled to whatever tasks hes got.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: Martok on November 12, 2013, 12:07:24 PM
Sorry to interrupt the pun parade, but...

F***ING OW!!!  :o  :o  :o 

Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 12, 2013, 12:09:23 PM
somewhere in all this is a pro-testes/anti-testes joke, but my brain hurts to much to make it right now
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: LongBlade on November 12, 2013, 01:25:02 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 12, 2013, 12:09:23 PM
somewhere in all this is a pro-testes/anti-testes joke, but my brain hurts to much to make it right now

Work got you pinned down?
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: bob48 on November 12, 2013, 02:26:52 PM
Quote from: W8taminute on November 12, 2013, 11:55:24 AM
Don't you think it's time to put the hammer down and make Bawb post comments here?

I think the point has already been well and truly made.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 12, 2013, 02:27:55 PM
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: GDS_Starfury on November 12, 2013, 02:33:16 PM
Aren't you even going to try Bawb?
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: bob48 on November 12, 2013, 02:36:34 PM
You lot had a head start on me and already nicked all the best 'uns :(
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: LongBlade on November 12, 2013, 02:59:17 PM
Quote from: bob48 on November 12, 2013, 02:36:34 PM
You lot had a head start on me and already nicked all the best 'uns :(

Nailed it.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: JasonPratt on November 14, 2013, 04:40:16 PM
I swear, y'all can say the tackiest things...
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: bob48 on November 14, 2013, 05:03:39 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on November 14, 2013, 04:40:16 PM
I swear, y'all can say the tackiest things...

I could say that we have screwed this thread up.........
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 14, 2013, 05:29:34 PM
Hole in one.

Or is that two?
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: bob48 on November 14, 2013, 05:49:33 PM
Its certainly a new twist on things  :)
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: Staggerwing on November 14, 2013, 08:05:32 PM
These puns are merely low hanging fruit.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 14, 2013, 08:55:45 PM
You're all nuts.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: GDS_Starfury on November 14, 2013, 09:48:07 PM
it does take a certain amount of testicular fortitude to hang here.
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: LongBlade on November 15, 2013, 10:28:01 AM
Indeed. How many of us have the cajones to do that?
Title: Re: In Russia Protest Nails You!
Post by: W8taminute on November 15, 2013, 10:39:14 AM
Hmm..yeah I had my balls to the wall as I raced over to this forum.