Comrades,
I've seen this done elsewhere, usually with hilarious effect. You're presented with a scenario/situation and you reply in the thread with what command you would type into the parser. It doesn't have to be simplistic, like "go north;" you can type more than that, and it can be just about anything you wish. I can produce the graphics in Photoshop and post the "results" after each command is given.
This might or might not work, depending on the sick minds we have around here. And this could just be an entirely lame idea, too. Who knows.
Just in case more than one command is actually presented, I'll choose the best one, or perhaps run multiple results. It just depends.
So here we go:
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Turn to Comrade Ivanoski and say "True! and heat, damp or dry, is no match for Glorious Dialectic of Workers' Paradise!"
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Comrade, bold comrade! The capitalist chickens are surprised by our advance to the East and have laid an egg for us!
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save egg for glorious soviet state - pick it up and evacuate egg to the east